Welcome to 3eb Parody Palace

Alright I have not had any time to touch this site in months. Yes there will be new parodies on here soon, I am currently working on a few more from Blue, but those probably wont be up anytime soon because my computer is on the verge of crashing (again), and I can't get into any of my files, including AOL press so the only updating I will be doing will be seen in this page where I dont need much HTML knowlege. Anyways I have not forgotten about this site. The other thing that will hopefully soon change about this site is the pictures. Soon there will be no more studio 3eb pics and instead some of mine.. I took 10 rolls of film at the Trenton show last night including some with the boys. One other thing about this page, it will be moving soon to a better host that actually lets me upload files. And to the few visitors this page still has, thank you.

This is the home of Third Eye Blind parodies on the net.  I am known for writing 3eb parodies as those of you who know me already know.  I even gave a book of parodies written by several 3eb fans (myself included) to Stephan at the concert that I attended in Bloomington, IN.  This spring, I completed a parody for every song on the album.   I have published them on the web to share them with all of you who are wandering by :-). When I met Stephan again in Raleigh he remembered me as the girl that gave him the book and said that he still reads it. I thought I would like to share that info on this page. Today, a year after I gave Stephan the book, I find myself wondering what has become of it.

Today was the release day of Third Eye Blind's new CD Blue. If you are looking at this and do NOT have Blue, may I ask what the hell you are doing at your computer. Run do not walk to the nearest CD store and get your paws on a copy of it. If you do not buy it I will torture you with lyrics quizzes, and I am not kidding there.

Before this page was launched, I did a parody of every song on Third Eye Blind plus some b-sides and what not. Well I all of a sudden have all this new material that I am still learning being thrown at me, and I am slowly chipping away at Blue. About the parodies, I have had absolutely no time to work on new ones. But the moment I write a new one then it will be posted here. I've also had no submissions. I'm just updating this now to try to rescue this site out of the dead.

Not Just Another 3eb page

This is in no way another Third Eye Blind fan page.  For awhile, I always wanted to make one. But there are already so many other excellent 3eb pages out on the net, and if I did just another one, then it would look incredibly bad next to the good ones.  I'm the kind of person who likes to stand out. And I want 3eb Parody Palace to stand out.  

I do not mean to insult Third Eye Blind or any of their fans when publishing parodies of their songs.  I in no way intended to make fun of their songs.    I am a die hard 3eb fan myself (as those of you who know me already know) and I have incredible respect for their songs.

The parodies that I wrote are not always the cleanest in the world.  They are not intended to harm readers but I do promote sex, road rage, senioritis, sleeping during class, shopper's rage, fights, and more bad stuff.  Call me a bad girl.  I have nothing better to do than share my sick and twisted thoughts with you

I am completely opposed to any sort of lyrics censorship that goes on these days. That is why I spoke my mind when I wrote songs like "Sex-Crazy Life" and other songs that would be censored. Of course I am under no contract or anything like that cause I just have this little webpage. About the most trouble I could get into would be with Mom and Dad who do not and will not know about this page. But our favorite band is currently in an issue with Elektra about censorship. Because of the Columbine High School tragedy, Elektra wants to only release an insturmental version of Slow Motion. The song has controversial lyrics but that in my opinion is no reason to censor a song. It's probably my favorite new 3eb song right now. The only thing that us fans can do to save Slow Motion is to spread the word and try to get in touch with Elektra.

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