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This page is under construction and will be my small archive of text jokes. In the mean time please visit my main site by clicking the link below. (if you wait you will automatically be redirected)
Reddwarf Humor Gallery!!!

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Updates

3-05-00
Add 80 new pictures to the picture Gallery (Damn that's a lot)

1-21-00
Remade Text jokes Page