Care
Less
I guess I lied to
you when I told you I like baseball
It's not so much
the game I like it's the hats
See this white band
around my neck? (It's nice!)
It's not just fashion
Hartz made it to
protect me from ticks fleas and gnats
I couldn't care less
what's in a chocolate mousse
I couldn't care
less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldn't care
less how old are Ernie and Bert
I couldn't care
less what's under kd lang's skirt
Shaggy said to Velma,
"Hey now Velma how you doing?"
And Velma said "Gee
Shag I'm just fine."
Then Daphne said
to Fred "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest"
And all night Fred
was yakkin' up red wine
I couldn't care less
why was Fonzie cool
I couldn't care
less how sweat hogs do in school
I couldn't care
less how they fill the Caramilk bar
I couldn't care
less my car says "the door, is ajar"
I couldn't care less
what's in a chocolate mousse
I couldn't care
less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldn't care
less how old are Ernie and Bert
I couldn't care
less what's under kd lang's skirt
I wish I had a nickname
like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth
Cause guys with
nicknames always get the gals
When I grow up I'll
name my children Alice, Albert, and Alfred
I'll call them for
supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Als"
I couldn't care less
what Morton Downey says
I couldn't care
less what's on the head of my Pez
I couldn't care
less do Zoodles need a trained zookeeper?
I couldn't care
less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
(No really, that's
ridiculous)
I couldn't care less
what's in a chocolate mousse
(It’s ground up
antlers)
I couldn't care
less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
(Apples, cheese,
broccoli....)
I couldn't care
less how old are Ernie and Bert
(Their like fourty
or something)
I couldn't care
less what's under kd lang's skirt
(I don’t know)
