Ding Ding! Welcome to my Rice-A-Roni Page. There are so many flavors of Rice-A-Roni, you can have it everyday for a month and not have the same flavor twice! Its very easy to cook, even a man can cook Rice-A-Roni!
Heres what you've always wanted to know. How to cook 2 boxes of R-A-R. The box only shows one, but now, for the 1st time on file, is how to make 2 boxes, even 3.
Heres the "Top Ten Signs, You've Eaten too much Rice-A-Roni"
10.You hear about an earthquake in SanFransico and your first thought is "Oh my God! Is the Rice-A-Roni Factory okay?"
9. You've named your kids "Rice" and "Roni".
8. Waitresses constantly have to tell you, "No, sir, that doesn't come with Rice-A-Roni."
7. Every wednesday night you join small group meeting that begins with someone saying "My name is Bob, and I've eaten too mich Rice-A-Roni."
6. You've caused such a shortage of Rice-A-Roni, there's now a black market in Rice-A-Roni.
5. Your favorite dessert: Rice-A-Roni a la mode
4. You spend your day at the Louvre in Paris and exit grumbling, "Where were the damn pictures of Rice-A-Roni?"
3. Your wife files for divorce and names the Rice-A-Roni Company as a co-respondent
2. You drink a cup of hot water and expand 3 times your normal size.... just like Rice-A-Roni!
And, the #1 sign, You've eaten too much Rice-A-Roni is...
1. Your wife specifies that you be buried in a giant Rice-A-Roni carton
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