PickUp Lines

Ok, so you want to now how to impress the girls? Here it is! Be sure not to use the "How To Get Slapped" ones, and check out the lame and retired lines, that were oldies, but not goodies.

Impress a girl with these lines


1) Is your dad a thief?? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? (Be ready with a snappy response in case they say "Yes."

2) Your so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.

3) My name's [state your name], but you can call me "boyfriend."

4) Look at his/her shirt tag. When they say, "What are you doing?"] Checking to see if you were made in heaven ( be careful, some girls may attack )

5) Can I flirt with you?? (short and sweet)

6) If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?? ( Believe it or not, this one will not get you slapped, she will just laugh. You didn't really expect results did you?)

7) I lost my phone number, can I have yours? (works everytime!!!)

8) Help! I'm lost and I need directions ["Where?"] to your heart

9) Milk does a body good, but how much milk you drinking girl???

10) Be yourself. No wait! This isn't an afterschool special! If you want to talk to a girl, just do it! A girl can tell if your scared of her too, so don't be scared! You don't need these pickup lines to start a conversation. If she still won't talk to you, beg her to, or pay her to.

Oldies but not goodies


These oldies will not get you anywhere. Even the lamest of guys still use them. Any usage of them, will result in the girl thinking your lame. Or you get your pickup lines from some jerk in Ny.
1) Can I borrow a quarter ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams.(OR) I want to call your mom and thank her.

2) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

3) Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

4) You must be tired. ["Why?"] You were running through my dreams all night

Caution, do not use the following lines!!!

PickUp Lines That Get You Slapped

Girls Comments on My Lines
I am too lame, these lines would never work for me (home)

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