PickUp Lines That Get You Slapped
- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- Your dad must've been a Baker, 'cause you got a nice set of buns.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
- [Grab his/her butt.] Pardon me, is this seat taken??
- That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.
Girls Comments on My Lines
I am too lame, these lines would never work for me (home)
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