Phillip's Wholesale Liquidators
Phillip's Wholesale Liquidators
Welcome to my store, "Phillips Wholesale Liquidators". We offer many fine products, but not as much as stuff thats useless. Check back often for new items, and remember, whats here today, may not be here tomorrow. E-Mail me for shipping info.
Items for sale:
- Bridge - Located in Brookyln. Ever been asked if you wanted to buy a bridge in Brookln but never had the money? Well, now you can! For a mere $2,000,000,000 the bridge and all the crime around it, are yours to keep.
- Used Paper - Paper as old as 2 weeks can be yours! Buy at low prices, then charge scientist millions to study for ancient cultures. $5 a page
- Used Toothpicks - Little peices of wood used to clean your teeth after meals. How intelligent! $20 a box.
- Cheasy Web Page - I bought it off of some guy, slapped my name on it, and called it Phillips Home Page. You can do the same, for just $5,000
- 51 Deck of Playing Cards - Missing only the Ace of Spades, be the only kid on your block able to play 51-Card-Pickup. Cost-$7
- Love- Who says money can't buy love? You can buy some of mine for a mere $10 a month. ( add 7% sales tax in NJ )
I also offer many other services
No thanks, I am cheap and would rather wait until all items are on sale ( back )
Email: starkyluv1@aol.com