Jokes for the Ladies
Hi ladies! I know how much you love them male-bashing jokes! Please enjoy them, but becareful, you can really hurt a guy with these!
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
Oh, that felt good, now take me back
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