~*Baby Starky*~
Becareful not to wake up baby Starky! ( he is nicknamed Junior, since he is named after me ). His mothers name is Rebbeca ( Becky ). See what happens when you practice unprotected sex? Relax, Junior is just a teddy bear named after me. I was so honored, I want to tell the world! Cause thats what it means to me!
Birth Certificate
Name: Starky Ferrer
Father: Phillip
Mother: Rebecca
Birthdate: 2/14/98
Finger prints: Left
Right
Where do babies come from?
Last July my parents brought a baby to the house,
And when I asked them questions, they were quiet as a mouse.
I asked 'em where they found it, and they seemed a bit surprised.
And I'm convinced my mom and dad told me a bold-faced lie.
I'm only five, but I can tell when something isn't true.
And lying to a kid like me's something parents shouldn't do!
They told me that they got the baby at the hospital.
But I've never got one there, so that isn't true at all.
I asked why mommy looked so slim since she had gotten home,
Now her tummy looks real small, when before, it resembled a dome.
But daddy tried to sit me down, and he talked about birds and bee's.
Was he trying to tell me he found the baby in a nest in the tree?
I finally put my little foot down, and said, "I want the truth!"
(Who says that innocence is wasted on America's youth?!)
My daddy looked to my mom and she said, "All right, let's tell him."
They talked of eggs and sperms and stuff, too much for my cerebellum.
I didn't understand a word my parents spoke that day,
But for some strange reason, I believed what they had to say.
I still don't know where mom and dad got the baby that July.
But all I know is they'll never again tell their little boy a lie!
-The Pub
We love you ~*BaBy StArKy*~
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