Crude Jokes
So you wanted the "good" jokes? A little warning though, they are crude. On the other hand, they are funny!
- Whats the square root of 69? Ate something
- What is foreplay in the ghetto? Stay cool b*tch, I got a knife
- There once was a gynecologist who gave up his practice to become a comedian. He decided it was simply time to see men crack up.
- Then there was the lovesick gynecologist who looked up an old girlfriend......
- There once was a prostitute whose profits rose each time her assets went down.
- Heres a rhyme: There once was man from Kent, who had a d*ck so long it was bent, so to save himself trouble, he put it in double, and instead of cumming, he went.
- There once was a parakeet who thought he was gay cause he kissed a cockatoo
- What do you a gay dwarf? A low blow
- Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep into the bush, shoot more than once, and always eat what they shoot.
Take me home, these jokes are too nasty
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