JOHN ADAMS HIGH SCHOOL VARSITY FOOTBALL

Welcome to my HS football team's page. The seasons over this year, so theres not much to say. Be sure to check back next August. When I finally get our team picture, I will post it here. No drooling girls! And remember, as the Adams cheerleaders sing , "In the morning in the night, Adams boys are outta sight"
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Highlights of the year
1) When BigP tossed #27 from Magnet 10 yards with one arm
2) Any Game BigP was in
3) When Michelle came to see us play, but it rained, but the thought that she was there made us happy
4) When an unnamed cheerleaders skirt went too high while singing "Rock Rock booty rock!"

Think your fit to play for Adams? Well, try taking this test and see.
ENTRANCE EXAM FOR FOOTBALL PLAYERS

Time Limit: 3 WKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) sail the ocean
____ (c) lead an army or
____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)

____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish
____ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given?..... approximately.....

8. What are people in America's far north called?

____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

Bush: __________________________
Carter: __________________________
Clinton: __________________________
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?

____ (a) Macy's
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

____ (a) yes
____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

____ (a) New York
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?

____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.


"He's #76 on the field, but #1 in our hearts"

"Thats my boy!"

"Adams not afraid to tumble, ooh-ooh Adams not afraid to rumble!Its alright...its outta sight..its oh-kay-ay to say!"

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