After discussing web pages and other random topics with my friend, Chris, I decided that it would be fun to list some of my pet peeves. A little ranting never hurts....
1) Ignorant, disgusting FOOLS who throw their rotten, nasty cigarrette butts our of their car window while driving. What is this shit all about!? The world is NOT your ash tray! Treat it with respect.
What I'd really like to do is pick up that butt they threw out, follow them home, and stuff it down their throat. It's your own filthy habit-keep it to yourself.
2) LIARS. I mean, most of the big, fat liars of the world can't even keep their lies straight. A bad liar is no good so give it up! We can all see through you and you're just digging yourself deeper.
3) Skinny chicks who say they need to diet. Honey, get over yourself! The average woman in the U.S. is a size 14. Strive for average!
4) Bad teeth. Dude, if your teeth are that gross, I can't even look at you while we talk. What good is that? No one wants to kiss that mouth either.
5) BAD Pro-Lifers. Now don't go getting your panties in a wad over this. I'm talking about BAD Pro-Lifers. You know the type that is against murdering a baby but it's ok for them to murder an abortion doctor/nurse/pregnant woman entering an abortion clinic. What is wrong with your logic here!?
I also don't like the ones that have to trick you in order for you to take their pamphlet. I also hate bumper stickers advertising your belief. This shouldn't be a sales campaign.
6) Anyone that holds a sign that says "God Hates Fags."
No He/She does not. YOU are the one that hates gay folk. Stop trying to hide behind God and speak for your damn self. Not that I want to hear it directly from your mouth either but you could at least grow some balls.
7) The color PINK. It is gross. It is girlie. Pink should not always be for girls and 'baby' blue should not always be for boys.
8) People that say I must be smart because I have a BS in Forensic Chemistry. Yeah right! If I could get a degree with
-minimal- studying and lack of effort, so can you! I did it cuz i love forensics, not because I like chemistry. In fact, I downright loathe chemistry. If you like something, go for it.
9) Polygraph examinations. These tests are not made to determine your innocence. They're made to delve into the most personal aspects of your life that no police organization should be entitled to. All that -should- matter is whether you're guilty or not. It shouldn't matter whether you like to have sex with animals. I swear, that's a real question. They don't need to know my favorite alcoholic drink. (another real question)
10) Downright Dirty Government...You know, the kind that spies on the citizens "..for their own good and safety." Puh-lease! You're spying. You do it to use everything and anything against citizens to destroy their basic rights and freedoms set forth in the Document in which our country was based on and you're supposed to be defending. It truly is sickening.
11) Marijuana Misconceptions. Now as a forensic chemist, I do not condone the use of drugs, I've never used them and I personally think it's stupid to use and abuse them. BUT, many groups and agencies have not told the whole truth about marijuana. It's less harmful than cigarrettes and does not cause any physical dependency.
Just tell everybody you'll act like a sluggish loser and you'll get fat from having the munchies. That should do it.
12) Non-punctual folks. I'm always on time. When you decide on a time to meet, it's your choice! Why can't you be there on time!? I HATE waiting. I could be spending my time doing more useful things.
13) Anyone who parks in a physically disabled parking spot is a real low-life. There are people out there who need those spots, not because they're lazy, but because they physically cannot walk that far.
14) Ex's that claim it's not you, it's me and other such bullshit. Listen, you already lied about your commitment to the other person, why make it worse by lying even more?
15) Really old, disgusting pervertd men who hit on young girls (like me) at bars. Listen, your'e a third our age. What makes your dirty mind grab our bottoms, stare at our boobs, and talk dirty to us? You're old enough to be my grandfather!
16) Straight people who drag you to all sorts of meat market bars but the ONE time you'd like to go to a gay bar, they absolutely refuse. Ha, and when you ask them how it's fair for you (the gay person) to have to be nice and go to all the straight bars and they (the straight person) does not think they should have to go to a gay bar actually tries to justify their response with "it's different." How is it different? I don't want to be ogled by men but I deal. You deal too! Try to support me in a society that won't.
....oooh, and I'm just getting started!
