2002.02.21

Lots of interesting and varied things going on here. Most important I guess is the shitload of artsy goodness I have for everyone. Just the sheer volume of it all makes me wanna gag, so hit the random thumbs dispersed around the site by my drunk monkey to enjoy them.

Sometimes I sit around and wish I were an Oscar Myer weiner.  Why?  Cuz that's just the life I want to have.  I want to be a weiner and have sexually curious young boys and girls ram me up their tight young orifices.  Oh yeah!  GIVE IT TO ME!!!!

Also, I think that all the parents were absolutely wrong when they bought their kids a Tickle Me Elmo for Christmas all those years ago.  What those brats really needed was one of these.  Awwww yeah...

Speaking of other fun and crazy shit on the web.  There's actually a website that will generate the online version of yourself.  I dunno, but I think it's really cool how close they are to how I look in real life. Dontcha think?

Only thing missing is that certain je n'ai se quoi in the boxer briefs, but hey I'm not gonna hold that against the people that made the site.

And I hope everyone had a grand Valentine's day. I know I did since I actually got to spend it with someone without a penis this year.  It was neat, she got me a star.  No, I don't mean a stupid little star like your teacher puts on your homework when you do a good job.  I mean a full fledged star that will melt your ass.  Yup I am the proud owner of 183840 Scorpius.  So don't fuck with me or I'll have my star come in and wreck your ass!

I really hope that some day my stupid self will not be a geek anymore.  I was walking through Target looking for soap and somehow I walk outta the damn store with no soap, but a goddamn Spiderman action figure in tow.  This thing has got to be the smoothest toy on the planet.  It's poseability is just absurd and making Spidey do dirty things to himself is tons of fun.  It's definitely worth smelling bad till the next time I get paid for this thing.

Oh well, that's that I guess. I've rambled enough about stupid shit no one needs to know and dumped my load of crappy artwork, so I'm going to go and bury my head into a bucket of chicken wings now. Later suckas!