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Welcome to the SWWDLP sound and story page. How are you today?? That's good. We will change the sounds and stories sometimes if you actually enjoy them (or at least listen to/read them). So check back later. . .

Sounds

Mars.wav-Three men in brown suits attack Mars!! written and performed by Zakkos

Yougurt.wav-Every one likes yogurt...except Jerry Springer...but he's a ninny...

Owmyfoot.wav-If it's not funny...I guess you had to be there...

Taco.wav-Who's up for tacos...prepare to be disembowled...

Nose.wav-Don't ask for it IT'S MINE!!!

Undies.wav-This is our band...we sing about underwear...

Icecream.wav-Listen to this one really loudly...(contains minor profanities)

Uno.wav-It's musical. . .sort of. . .

Stories

The Infectious Boyfriend-A story by our good friend Zakkos...read...good...

A Story-Another great story by Zakkos. Read it a few times....there are little things in there you might miss the first time through.

Adventures in Taiwan-The sequal to A Story, read A Story first.

The Parables of Pudsbury-religious propaganda by Zakkos

Free Samples-Zakkos' most sadistic, and violent one to date.

The Hunt: a Journey to Manhood-It's touching...really.

Breakfast-This ones good...

By the way if you have home made wavs send them to us and we may consider using them.

Email: KRTZDN@aol.com
Or Email: ThRISTON13@aol.com
Or even E-Mail: Zakkos@aol.com

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