MURPHY'S LAWS OF RECOVERY

           The pressure applied to you by users will grow
       exponentially in proportion to the length of the outage 

            Pigs will fly before you get practice time for 
                   production recovery.

        If you have twelve hours to recover at your disaster site
                    it will take eighteen

                     Outages take seconds
                   Recoveries take forever.

           When an object gets dropped it is difficult to fix
            but not as far as your manager is concerned.

             When it hits the fan , the fan will increase in speed.