Did you know that every member of Nowhere FaST has their driver's license EXCEPT for Mark?
Did you know that Kevin and Skankmaster Zimm are both lefties?
Did you know that Dan, although still in high school, is largely believed to be in his mid to late forties?
Did you know that Skankmaster Zimm knows all the words to many Vanilla Ice songs? It's true.
Did you know that Kevin Farrelly used to shoot small defenseless animals with a pellet gun?
Did you know that Mark failed the Sequential Math 3 Regents twice, and has yet to pass it?
Did you know that Dan's cat is the fattest piece of schitt in the animal kingdom, weighing in at an astounding 203 lbs.?
Did you know that Mark was once involved in a fake drive by incident that caused him to fall off his speeding bike?
Did you know that all the members of Nowhere FaST have enough porn between them to put all adult stores to shame?
Did you know that the name Nowhere FaST has a little something to do with the future of the band and most of its members? Now you do.
Did you know that Mark, driving in Ice's Jeep Cherokee for the first time, backed right into Kevin's parked Pulsar. It was an accident...
Did you know that we need a new name? WE DO....!!
Did you know that, in 1997, Dave was awarded "The Crappiest Guitar Tone Ever" award? It's true.
Did you that after three days of tough competition, Dan Ice won the World Famous Drumming Contest, "The Great American Beat-Off"?