Welcome to Mark the Asshole's Nowhere FaST Page
Nowhere FaST is:
- Mark (I am a stupid cock, so my name goes first)--vocals, guitar
- Dave--lead guitar, backing vocals
- Ice--drums
- Kevin--bass, backing vocals
- SkankMaster Zimm--backing vocals, kazoo
Congratulations! You're now entering the official website of the world-renowned band, Nowhere FaST! To learn more about these suburban punx from Pearl River, visit the rest of our site. Please, no flash photography. Thank you, and enjoy the ride.
MY NAME IS MARK, AND I AM A DIRTBAG PIECE OF SHIT. IF YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT LIKE ME, YOU CAN E-MAIL ME...IF YOU AREN'T A DIRTBAG LIKE ME, E-MAIL ME ANYWAY, AND MAYBE I CAN TURN YOU INTO ONE...I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR THOUGHTS...THANX
Table Of Contents.......or something...
Past, present, and future covers
Original songs (lyrics and descriptions)
More info on the band...
Our music reviews
Upcoming shows
Assorted crap
Our fav links
Email: slaphappyoi@hotmail.com