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A Big Waste of Everyone's Time

I have compiled a nice survey for all you folks out there in TV land. Of course, I completely ripped off Matt Hartloff's design; and he, in turn, ripped off DJ Cramer; and he, in turn, ripped off...well, you get the idea.

This survey was designed to be filled out effortlessly, like a multiple choice test. Notice that many of the questions even have suggested answers.

Check out the survey that all the white boys are shouting about, courtesy of Joe Sweeney. Does it look familiar?




Who are you?

Input your E-mail address here so I can send you obnoxious messages

Tell me why you love Lynyrd Skynyrd, using only one word

Who is your favorite character in the movie Shaft?

In your opinion, which is the most irreverant Hulk Hogan quote at the end of "Hulkster's Back"? If you haven't heard the song, first, imagine Hulk Hogan rapping, and then as the music fades imagine him shouting out incoherent pharses.

If you were forming a band, who would be best suited to fill the lead singer position?

Where did you first learn of Wilford Brimley World's existence?
Yahoo.
Excite.
Webcrawler.
Lycos.
Infoseek.
I learned it from watching you.
Your mom told me about it.
On a bathroom wall in a goddamn subway.
Other

Do you enjoy listening to 88.3 The Buzz, St. Bonaventure's ultra-hip radio station?
Yes, but only when other stations are playing Matchbox 20.
No way, baby. They don't play nearly enough Dave Matthews.

Which of the following radio programs heard on The Buzz is your favorite?
Your Mom on Steroids
DJ Cramer and the Friday-Free-for-All
Malcolm Jamal-Warner's Funhouse

Buy a timepiece, brother?
What the hell are you talking about?
Goodbye.

What do I look like, some kind of clutz?
Don't ask and I won't tell you.
What the fuck are you talking about?

Road trip?
Why the hell not?
You can't answer a question with a question. Who writes this shit anyway?

If you were stranded on a desert island with Bob Uecker, would you enjoy yourself? Why or why not?





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