"I SAID NEE-HA!"
The Late Night With Conan O'Brien Newsletter #09/19-063

Hola everyone! The bad news: Well, t’was a disappointing result at the Emmy’s last Sunday. Krunk, krunk, krunk and more krunk. We all know who deserved the wee shiny statuette, don’t we? The lovely Chris Rock was good enough to bow to Conan though. The good news: And my prayers for a "In The Year 2000" calendar have been answered! Phew!! I thought it might never happen….

As you can see Neeha has a new home, all future issues will be sent to you from eGroups.com now. I don’t currently have access to my AOL emails I’ve been unable to read or reply to any MOST WANTED ads sent in (or emails for that matter too), but I will get back to you as soon as I possibly can. Cheers for your patience on that. Until I get a new ISP I can be reached at gamegrrrl@yahoo.com.

If you’re in Los Angeles (or close enough) check out "SLIDE" written and performed by Late Night’s Janine DiTullio it’s on Mon. Sept. 20th at 8:00pm and Wed. Sept. 22nd at 7:30pm at The Complex Theater, 6476 Santa Monica Blvd. For Reservations Call: The Sarkes Kernis Company (310) 785-0444 (Thanks to Damone for the infos).

Have a conetastic week everyone and let's get it awn!

Late Night Linzi
Editor

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CONTENTS -
LATE NIGHT NEWS
THE MW7 WHO'S WHO #1: JAMES WORMWORTH
LATE NIGHT FAVOURITES By ABIGAIL
LATE NIGHT POLL
WEB_KRUNK OF THE WEEK
UPCOMING GUESTS – Monday 20 September – Friday 1 October 1999
MOST WANTED ADS
FYI
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LATE NIGHT NEWS

NO EFFING EMMY. Ugh, Conan lost out to Chris Rock at last week’s Emmy Awards In LA. Chris Rock said that it should have gone to Conan. He was right!

NEW "IN THE YEAR 2000" CALENDAR! Yesh the calendar that was just screaming "make me, make me!!!" has been made answering all our prayers and making us all tingly inside. Order your copy at: www.amazon.com

From tomorrow (Monday 20th), you can watch Late Night reruns on NBC All Night. It will be shown in place of Sunset Beach with reruns at 3:05am in most markets.

"DEER AVENGER 2: Deer In the City," the sequel to the best-selling parody Deer Avenger is now available at computer software stores nationwide. Written and featuring the voice of Late Night writer Brian McCann, Deer Avenger 2 will settle the score with those pesky deer stalkers.

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THE MW7 WHO'S WHO #1: JAMES WORMWORTH

Drummer James Wormworth made his first "Late Night" appearance on March 2nd 1999 joining the "reconstituted Max Weinberg Seven" after Max Weinberg took a sabbatical to join the Bruce Springsteen on tour.

"The Worm" (Officially the worst nickname in showbiz today) is a long-time "friend of the show" as far as Late Night With Conan O'Brien is concerned. He has worked alongside various members of The Max Weinberg Seven for many years, appearing on the 1992 Vivino Brothers album "Chitlins Parmigiana" so he was a natural choice to substitute Max. His sister is the bandleader on the "Rosie O'Donnell Show".

James has also worked with respected musicians like John Sebastian, Slo Leak, Michael Merritt, the Vivino Brothers, Johnnie Johnson, Al Kooper, and Hubert Sumlin.

JAMES WORMWORTH'S DISCOGRAPHY

1992 Vivino Brothers "Chitlins Parmigiana"
1995 Johnnie Johnson "Johnnie Be Back"
1996 John Sebastian "I Want My Roots"
1996 Slo Leak "Slo Leak"
1998 Hubert Sumlin "Wake up Call"
1998 Harry Smith Connection "Harry Smith Connection"

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LATE NIGHT FAVOURITES By ABIGAIL

There are a couple of Late Night shows that I hold as my favourites. The first is the Matt Lauer/Seth Green/Sugar Ray show (I believe it was aired in April '99 sometime). This is a great, great show for so many reasons. Think about it for a second folks, Bobby Bowman doing the monologue, an amusing Conan injury, In The Year 2000 (my favourite recurring sketch after Triumph), Andy nudity, Seth Green being very, very funny & a fantastic musical guest. What more could you want?

Well, you could combine it with my other favourite show. The guests were Adam Sandler, Vince McMahon some comedian that had to be dropped because the other guests were too damn good. Not only were the guests great, there was one special little guy who featured on this show. You all now who I'm talking about folks, who else could it be but Triumph. Now tell me that that isn't a good formula. Of course I might be a little biased as I am strangely aroused by the prospect of "Cheeks", but c'mon everybody, you have to agree the idea of Andy being a wrestler is highly appealing. & not just because he'd be shirtless...

If you haven't seen either of these shows or you'd just like to watch 'em again, I have them both on tape & I'm willing to share my good fortune. You can e-mail me at abigail@jdewhirst.freeserve.co.uk Okay I think that's all for now. I don't want to overwhelm you with my nonsensical ramblings.

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Want to share your favourite Late Night moments with us? Email gamegrrrl@yahoo.com with "FAVOURITES" as your subject line.

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LATE NIGHT POLL

THIS WEEK'S POLL QUESTION:
Who’s been your favourite guest on the show this year?

Email your response (before Friday) to: latenightpoll@hotmail.com

LAST WEEK’S POLL: Which TV show would you like to see Conan and Andy guests on?

Question numero uno: what show do I think Conan and/or Andy should be guests on? Howard Stern I think Conan could teach that loser a thing or two. Question 2: Do I think it's right for andy to leave the show? No I don't... Andy is like PUBES he's something you need sometimes to get through the day.

(Cleo)

I would like to see them on the "Sopranos" or as they always talk about "Beverly Hills 90210" (Shannon)

I would like to see them on Jerry Springer. Andy would be the guest who-as he's leaving the show-makes public the "dark" sides of his "fellow" host Conan. So as he's talking about how Conan mistreated him and harassed him sexually all these years, Conan comes out and tries to get Andy. Luckily the security guys interfere and save Andy. (Stavros)

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THE CONOLOGUE JOKES

"It was reported today that the secret service have added a million dollar security system to the President and Hillary's new home in suburban New York. The security system includes bullet-proof windows, floodlights and an alarm that goes off whenever Hillary is on her way home."

"The Brazillian model who had Mick Jagger's baby said that she wanted the baby to look like her but it turns out the baby looks exactly like Mick Jagger. Actually she's right because I saw a picture of the baby and he looks like he's 75 years-old."

"Hurricane Floyd is headed towards Florida, and it's getting very close so authorities are going to close Disney World. Forecasters were able to predict where the storm was headed by asking, 'Hey Floyd you've just laid waste to the Bahamas now where are you going?'"

"Miss America Pagent have decided to change the rules and from now on they're going to allow women who've been divorced to compete for the crown. This could one day lead to the statement 'I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone except that sonofabitch who still has my CD player!'"

"Yesterday several Staten Island tollbooth collectors jumped in and helped out when a female motorist suddenly went into labour. Immediately afterwards they charged the baby extra for going through a tunnel."

"Keith Richards showed up unannounced last night at a concert in Central Park. As a result 12,000 people called the police and reported finding a body."

"A new report suggests that Atlanta organizers used questionable tactics when they lobbied to get the 1996 Olympics. Apparently what happened is Atlanta claimed it was large enough to host the games but urine tests revealed the city was on steroids."

"The policeman who busted George Michael for lewd public conduct in that bathroom a while ago is now suing the rock star claiming he suffered quote 'severe injury and shock to his nervous system'. Not only that, he still feels kinda sticky."

"The Miss America Pagent may be postponed due to hurricane Floyd and everyone connected to the pagent may have to be evacuated. Amazingly all 51 contestants have been offered shelter at the Whitehouse."

"Before hurricane Floyd passes through to New York it is expected to drop as much as 10 inches of rain on the city. Unfortunately if we get too much rain New York is in danger of losing it's distinct urine-y smell."

"I don't know if you know this but at the height of yesterday's storm, when it was at it's worst, hundreds of thousands of people in the New York area were without power. On the bright side during the blackout I got a lot of use out of the line 'I'm sorry, I thought that was the doorknob.'"

"In Utah a newspaper reporter who was arrested for having sex with a prostitute is now claiming he was on assignment doing research. In response the police told him, 'But you're the guy who writes the jumble!'"

"In Louisianna police are looking for an out-of-shape man who's been robbing local businesses while wearing a cheerleader outfit and pigtails. Police said 'Be on the lookout for anyone who looks like Britney Spears in twenty years.'"

"Yesterday Bob Barker had to be taken to the emergency room because he was suffering from exhaustion. Unfortunately Bob got more tired when doctors kept making him guess the exact retail price of an IV-drip."

"Kevin Costner is reportedly very upset with some of the changes that the studio made to his new movie. Including they edited out a scene where Costner shows his penis. He's particularly upset because the original title of the film was 'Hey, Check Out My Johnson.'"

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WEB_KRUNK OF THE WEEK

Check out these two Conan sites.

First up the biggest collection of "In The Year 2000" quotes on the web almost 250, some of them from many moons ago. They’re Cone-tastic to read, remember and laugh-out-loud. "Sunsets will no longer be seen as romantic when astronomers discover that as soon as the sun dips below the horizon, it begins frantically masturbating into a sweat sock."

http://www.angelfire.com/la/southernbelle21/page2.html

And secondly, check out Max49's Late Night with Conan O'Brien Video Archive… Conan clips in Real Video, updated pretty regularly. Download such gems as Stone Cold Steve Austin reading poetry, Jason Priestly and the infamous padlock covers and more!

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Mansion/2434/

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UPCOMING GUESTS – Monday 20 September – Friday 1 October 1999

Monday the 20th (Repeat of 05-20-99):
Tom Selleck, William Shatner, Lewis Black

Tuesday the 21st (Show #1154):
Cindy Bullens, Artie Lange

Wednesday the 22nd (Show #1155):
Rich Hall, Bruce McCulloch, Dennis Rodman

Thursday the 23rd (Show #1156):
Norm Macdonald, Sean Hayes

Friday the 24th (Show #1157):
Adam Sandler, Chris Eigeman

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Monday the 27th (Repeat of 05-25-99):
Craig Bierko, Greg Fitzsimmons, Gina Gershon

Tuesday the 28th (Show #1158):
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Garth Brooks.

Wednesday the 29th (Show #1159):
Isabella Rossellini, Kevin Pollak

Thursday the 30th (Show #1160):
Brooke Shields, Peter Gallagher, Filter

Friday the 1st (Show #1161):
Kevin Spacey, Christina Applegate

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A LITTLE LATE NIGHT HISTORY LESSON….

1994 September 23, Show #240 Kermit the Frog makes his one and only appearance.

1995 September 21, Show #467 Writer and Conan-favourite Brian McCann makes his first appearance doing stand-up on the show.

1996 September 19, Show #656: The Gaseous Wiener plays the part of "Biff" in a scene from Arthur Miller's "Death Of A Salesman".

1997 September 25, show #825 Elton John visits the show, quipping that he and Joan Collins share the same taste in wigs.

1998 September 21, (a repeat of 7-17-98) Chirs Elliot revisits his place underneath the Audience Stairs that he used to frequent when David Letterman was the host of Late Night.

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MOST WANTED ADS

LOOKING FOR AN EPISODE OF CONAN YOU MISSED? Advertise here in Neeha! It's not a guarantee that you'll find someone to tape the bits for you, but as Neeha is sent to over 2000 Conan fans you might get lucky!!

To request an episode or episode(s) in Neeha put "MOST WANTED" in the subject line and send your requests to gamegrrrl@yahoo.com. Try to include as much information as possible, especially the date of the show you're looking for if you have it. You can use the excellent searchable episode guide at http://conan.misfitmedia.com

Requests should be sent in by Fridays.

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FYI

"NEE-HA!" #63 was edited by Linzi with thanks to Robin Banks, and Abigail.

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"I'm really glad to see Tom Arnold, unlike most of our guests." - Andy

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