"I SAID NEE-HA!"
The Late Night With Conan O'Brien Newsletter #07 /26-032
Hellooooo everybuddy!! I'm in a good mood, not conetastic, just quite good. I just found out that some Satellite TV magazine actually printed one of my "begging letters" - the kind that tries to get people to write to those imbeciles at CNBC Europe to get them to put Late Night on every night. Coz otherwise what they're showing now is downright INAPPROPRIATE!! I read it in afcob, thanks to Simon for noticing or I never would have bothered to look. I must have written to about 70 European magazines and newspapers, at least now, three have printed them. Woo-hoo. Here's hoping it makes a difference for us.
I'll also remind you that I have KEEP EUROPE CONETASTIC banners that you could put on your website. If you're interested in putting one on your site, email me and I'll send you the link to get the banners.
Spotted this in "Late Show News" Aaron Barnhart quotes Conando talking about the possibility of taking the show on the road, just as Leno and Letterman have done. Conan said he'd like to take the show to a place that doesn't actually get the show. I have the best suggestion baby!! EUROPE!! In fact, more specifically, Scotland!! It's cool, you could bring back those Braveheart dudes you used to have on the show. Conan and Andy could wear kilts, giving us grrrls the chance to see their fab legs!! I'd be your perfect tour guide and I know some great places you could host the show from. Call me....
No "NEE-HA!" next week, but we'll be back the week after that!! Have a Conetastic hiatus everyone and let's get it awn!!
Linzi
Bullet-Proof Legs Editor
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CONTENTS
LATE NIGHT EMMY NOMINATION
CONAN'S NO SHOW @NBC LIVE CHAT
THE 'CONOLOGUE' JOKES By Nos4a2
IN THE YEAR 2000...
LATE NIGHT POLL
THE BONE OF CONTENTION by Micah Honees
LATE NIGHT TOP TEN By Steph
THE OBJECT OF MY OBSESSION By Stephanie
UPCOMING GUESTS - July 27 - August 7 1998
THIS TIME LAST YEAR...
WEEK IN REVIEW - July 20 -24 1998
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LATE NIGHT EMMY NOMINATION
It was announced Thursday that Late Night have received one Emmy nomination in the category of "Outstanding Writing For a Variety or Music Program".
Late Night With Conan O'Brien: Jonathan Groff, Head Writer; Brian Kiley, Janine DiTullio, Chris Albers, Tommy Blacha, Brian McCann, Brian Reich, Michael Gordon, Mike Sweeney, Greg Cohen, Ellie Barancik, Brian Stack, Andy Richter, Conan O'Brien.
Late Night is up against HBO's "The Chris Rock Show," which features ex-LN staff writer Louis "CK" and Chuck Sklar who plays David Copperfield on Late Night. "Mr. Show," which also featured ex-LN staff writers Dino Stamatopoulos and Mike Stoyanov. Also, competing in this category are "Dennis Miller Live," and "Late Show with David Letterman".
The Emmy's will be screened live on NBC on Sunday, September 13. Wouldn't this be a nice way to celebrate five Conetastic years of outstanding comedy?
Full listing of nominations can be found at: http://www.emmys.org
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CONAN'S NO SHOW @NBC.COM LIVE CHAT
Last Sunday's scheduled NBC Live chat with stars from Late Night, Friday Night, Saturday Night Live, and Jay Leno turned out to be an anti-climax for fans of Late Night since neither Conan, Andy, nor Max were able to chat with them.
Hundreds of Conan fans waited several hours online for a chance to speak to Conan. Some European fans stayed up all night for the event. NBC advertised the event for days, informing us that people from Late Night would be there. The chat host was quoted as saying, "Conan will be here," on several occasions. Was this false advertising on the part of NBC? What went wrong?
NBC's Marc Liepis tells us: "Conan was surrounded by reporters for the entire evening. Andy not only had to cut out early to catch a red-eye flight home, he literally was in the same spot the entire party flanked by folks with tape recorders. As for Max, he was never in the same place long enough to chat online - he must've talked to every person in the room though. Sorry for the disappointment - Conan was a huge hit at the Tour."
Conan spoke to Aaron Barnhart's Late Show News in Pasadena. You can read his interview and excerpts from the press conference, as seen in Late Show News #211 at:
http://www.echonyc.com/~barnhart/lsn/ish/latest.html
Read his Q&A with Conan for the Kansas City Star at:
http://www.kcstar.com/item/pages/fyi.pat?file=fyi/30da3dfc.720
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THE 'CONOLOGUE' JOKES
Transcribed By Nos4a2
"We have a fantastic show for you tonight...the show is free, so...Thanks for cheering that comment, by the way." - COB
**Conan O'Brien on CLINTON**
"I have a back-to-school story for you. President Clinton has told an audience of teachers that school uniforms are a good idea for discipline. Plus, he added, they look really, really hot. Apparently, he's seen an Aerosmith video. He's hooked on the concept."
**Conan O'Brien on TEXAS**
"Texas is suffering from it's hottest summer in 20 years. Yesterday, it was so hot, they forgot to execute anyone."
**Conan O'Brien on PAULA JONES**
"It's been reported that, over the weekend, Paula Jones had a nose-job at one of the clinics here in New York. They're still trying to figure out a way to get her old nose out of the city..."
**Conan O'Brien on WASHINGTON NEWS**
"I have the latest little tidbit out of Washington.... Yesterday, Hillary Clinton gave a baby shower to a former campaign adviser in the White House. Hillary said, "Well, it was the least I could do, considering how much the baby looks like the President..."
**Conan O'Brien on NY LANDLORD**
"This is a New York story, very strange, very true. A New York landlord has been found guilty of urinating on the food in his tenant's refrigerator. And what's even worse, he doesn't allow pets." (audience) "Still too stunned by the set-up of the joke."
**Conan O'Brien on BRAD PITT**
"In his next movie, Brad Pitt has decided to use a body-double in a nude scene. The weird part is, the body-double is Dennis Franz! You'll notice in the butt-scene."
**Conan O'Brien on SPIELBERG**
"Steven Spielberg has signed a deal to produce a CBS television show. Apparently, he's going to use the same computer-enhanced techniques he used in Jurassic Park on the cast of 60 Minutes. You'll finally see some life..."
**Conan O'Brien on MONICA**
"I've got some happy news. Today, ladies and gentlemen, is Monica Lewinsky's birthday. Reportedly, President Clinton showed up at her birthday disguised as a candle....I don't get it either."
**Conan O'Brien on WORLD TRADE**
"This is interesting news, about world trade. I know that's why you turn to this show...for world trade news. The House of Representatives upheld President Clinton's decision to resume normal trade relations with China. Then, they immediately traded Newt Gingrich for two panda bears....I'm happy about that, 'cause pandas are cute!"
**Conan O'Brien on DEMI MOORE**
"Little Hollywood story for ya...the former nanny of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis is suing both of them for 'fraud, decite, and violation of civil rights.' When asked about it, Demi said "All we did was make her watch GI Jane! ..... I always do the hateful ones third."
**Conan O'Brien on SEX**
"I'll mention right now that a recent study shows that the more sex a man has, the more he wants. That's what the research says. Also, it shows that the less sex a man has, the more he wants." -"I'm in the latter category. Okay, enough about my sex life...."
**Conan O'Brien on MIKE McCURRY**
"I'm going to share the latest news from the White House...[cheers from the audience] Okay, three of you are excited about this...Yesterday, White House Press Secretary Mike McCurry resigned. He's being replaced by a blinking neon sign that reads, 'No Comment'. -"It flashes, you see."
**Conan O'Brien on DRUNKS**
"This is an interesting story. New York parents are upset at the US Parks Dept., because the government is building a cold-beer-and-wine stand 30 feet away from a playground. Yeah, the parents aren't worried about the children being sold alcohol, they're worried about drunk adults wandering over and breaking the slide. -I know I'd be there. Andy and I gotta go check out that slide!"
**Conan O'Brien on JANET RENO**
"Interesting story out of Hollywood. The classic cartoon Scooby-Doo is being made into a live-action movie. Yeah, so far, the only information about the movie is that the character of Velma will be played by Janet Reno. She wanted to be Daphne, but no...."
**Conan O'Brien on TIPPING**
"The last thing I'm gonna mention, yesterday, for her 25th birthday, Monica Lewinsky received flowers and balloons. The delivery guy, who dropped off the gifts, received a tip that knocked his socks off."
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IN THE YEAR 2000....
Transcribed for "NEE-HA!" By Goddess Of Odd
From July 7 1998
Conan:
After years of subpoenas and testimony, Kenneth Starr finally releases his report to Congress. His conclusion? Clinton gots ta have da booty.
Andy:
Hypochondriacs the world over will stop believing that they're sick all the time, when they all die of disease.
Conan:
A new improved shower massager from Waterpik is taken off the market after one unit in Michigan is caught trying to "slip it in".
Andy:
Researchers prove that life does in fact imitate art. Unfortunately, the art it imitates is the movie Tango & Cash.
Conan:
Authorities discover a fool proof means of identifying the clinically insane: tracking order forms for the new George and Barbara Bush sex video.
Andy:
The old adage that "guns don't kill people, people kill people" is forever deemed invalid when a woman gives birth to a gun and it grows up and stabs her.
Conan:
Leonardo Dicaprio will once again have to face rumors that he's gay when he stars in the movie: "My name is Leonardo Dicaprio and I am gay".
Andy:
The Catholic church will decide that it needs a leader one step above the Pope. His title will be Captain Popetastic.
Conan:
Rock music will all be done by computers, and as a result, computers will get a lot more oral sex.
Andy:
Incredibly, a priest, a rabbi, and a buddist monk will find actually themselves on a crashing plane that has only one parachute. Ironically, that parachute will have been packed by a polish guy and will contain only camping equipment.
Conan:
Microsoft will go out of business and Bill Gates will be bankrupt after the disastrous release of their latest product Windows Kevin Costner.
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LATE NIGHT POLL
THIS WEEK'S POLL QUESTION: What comedy skits, out of all in the past five years, would you nominate to be shown at the primetime Fifth Anniversary Special?
Send your response before Thursday to: LateNightPoll@hotmail.com
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LAST WEEK'S POLL QUESTION: What are your favorite memories of Carl ''Oldy'' Olsen?
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Janet -
Anytime ''Oldy'' was wearing a dress, something about that just left me laughing!
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Alan -
Two memories stick in my mind the most. The first was when ''Oldy'' was carrying the Olympic torch to Atlanta. They showed clips for a few days, of ''Oldy'' breaking the torch and playing the "Chariots of Fire" music. It was hilarious. An older memory was of ''Oldy'' and the White Stockings (a team of old men) playing a little league team during the baseball strike of '94. ''Oldy'' would yell, "Wwwhite stockingsss.." in his characteristic voice.
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Ali -
My friend was over on New Year's Eve of this year and we were watching Conan (I insisted). When 'Oldy' came on and started his bit where he played all those rock songs and after a couple of minutes he exclaimed, "I've never heard any of these tunes before!" my friend and I couldn't stop laughing. To this day we still talk about how great it was and how funny he was. I know that we will all miss him deeply.
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Allison -
The funniest thing I've ever seen was Conan's preview of the Olympic Closing Ceremonies.........with 'Oldy' in that Sequinned red dress and singing "It's Raining Men", while those 2 scantily clad body-builders flexed around him.
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Chris -
My most favorite memories of Carl ''Oldy'' Olsen were when it always would show him with a lot of hot women in bikinis all around him, then it would zoom to his face and he would start laughing maniacally.
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Nos4a2 -
I loved 'Oldy' as The Lusty Pilgrim and his public service announcement, "Don't Get Old". Since I haven't seen very much of the old guy, that's about it. He'll always have a special place in the hearts of all Late Night viewers, I'm sure. He's got one in mine :-)
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THE BONE OF CONTENTION by Micah Honees
OK, back to work. After a week of wallowing in the demise of our old friend, Oldy Olson, and embracing the phoenix-esque rise of a heavy metal guitar player and his one word catch-phrase that I will not repeat here, let's shake asses with the girl that brought me to the dance...THE FREAK OF THE WEEK.
Last week we had a few very strong contenders for the NEW AND IMPROVED FREAK OF THE WEEK (it freshens your breath and moistens your mouth while you chew!). First off we have to recognize the fine achievements of Steve Zahn. There's something about this guy that's not quite right but he is entertaining as hell. Maybe because he comes across as genuine in his eccentricities. He was very much like the third grader who just wouldn't sit still in class but was funny and charming enough so as he didn't piss the teacher off. In short, he acted like a little brother. Nothing memorable necessarily, but fun nonetheless. Are you listening, cast of "Friends"?
And by the way, great way to suck up to the host is to mention that you and your wife parrot a line from Andy's appearance in "Cabin Boy". Have you all noticed, as I have, that Andy often seems kind of embarrassed when that movie is mentioned on the show? I've seen it a few times and I think it's one of those guilty, unintentionally funny pleasures. The movie, that is. I mean it's a comedy but it succeeds in it's badness where it might have failed otherwise.
Winner of the week has to be: the home viewer. Exhibit A: Generally Ben Stiller appearances are casual and funny in their relaxedness. Sometimes he pulls a Stomp! stunt that walks the fine line between being classic AND being one of the dumber things you've ever seen. Not this time. Ol' Ben hit one out of the park with that frank and candid public discussion about masturbation with his father; who not coincidentally, seems to look just like George Costanza's father AND the guy who played coaching legend Vince Lombardi in those Nike ads a few years ago. But I digress. For all you sons out there, you smelled what they were cooking that night. Granted they were acting but to be very honest it was quite real. It looked a lot like a character study of me and my dad during any (and every) "heavy" life-affirming/make a decision conversation we have ever had. In fact, if there was a Norman Rockwell painting of the scene, I'd have asked Normie to call it "Breakfast" as it was a slice of life (the tension, not the subject matter!) from the last few years I was home. And that is why I liked it. It was so strange that it was true.
While I'm here-and you're here-let's give a quick House Party Lil' Penny shout out to guests who go the extra distance when they visit Late Night. Shout out to my man Rob Schneider and his Superman outfit. Give some love to Ben Stiller and his dad. How about giving props to Scott Thompson as Bud E. Love. And finally, 'nuff respect to monkey porn...just because.
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LATE NIGHT TOP TEN By Steph
TOP 10 REJECTED NAMES FOR THE MW7
10.The 6 slaves and Max.
9 Bad boys.
8.Spice girls.
7. The Max Weinberg 3+4.
6. The 7 little Max Weinbergs.
5. 7 Wein burgers at the Max.
4. MAX WEINBERG!!!!!!! And the other 6.
3. The other 6 and the other 6 max.
2. The 7 only reasons to watch this show.
The number 1 rejected name for the MW7.
1. Max Max Max Max Max Max Max Max Weinberg, Weinberg, Weinberg, Weinberg, Weinberg, Weinberg, Weinberg, Weinberg, and no one else!
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THE OBJECT OF MY OBSESSION By Stephanie
Since this is my first, I should explain myself......see I, like many, have a little problem with an obsession about you-know-who, and I just feel the insane need to write about it for tons of people. Call me crazy (crazy) but I have to do it.
Well, this week something very odd happened to Conan on Late Night. On Wednesday, while interviewing Brandy, Conan brought up the fact that she was looking for a "dime" guy. Personally, I have never heard this term either. Apparently it mean's a perfect ten. Anyhoo, Andy suggested she may be looking for a guy with Franklin D. Roosevelt's head, which got a laugh, then Conan objected with "No, I think it's Truman." This led to a little, quite funny debate between the two, while Conan examined a dime. Brandy had no idea what was going on, poor thing. Before they finished the interview, Conan muttered an agreement that he guessed it was FDR. Then, at the end of the show, Conan, looking a little ticked, admitted he had been wrong.
Now, normally this would not be of any concern. In fact, I could not care less. The disturbing thing is that Conan was a double major at Harvard, and one of them was history. He usually would know this. Second of all, he *likes* FDR, I've seen him talk about him in interviews. So what happened? I say he was either drugged or framed. Andy must have been in on it, and Brandy was told to bring up the "dime thing" in that interview, all in a plot to prove poor Conan does not have a perfect memory.
Or maybe he just forgot.
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[ Transcript of the aforementioned segment with Brandy by Nos4a2. ]
Conan: [To Brandy] "I read an article about you, and it said that a guy you want to meet is a 'dime'. Now, I think that's slang for a 'great guy', but I'm not sure exactly what a 'dime' is.
Brandy: "A dime is a perfect 10."
Conan: "I didn't know that. Andy, did you know that?"
Andy: "No."
Conan: "What kind of peeps are you?"
Brandy: "Yeah, a dime, a perfect guy, is someone who knows how to treat a woman. Who opens the doors, picks up the check..."
Andy: "Has FDR's head..."
Conan: "Actually, it's Truman. Check at home, folks. [to Andy] I'm just trying to save you from getting a lot of angry letters. Does anyone know who is on the dime?"
Brandy: "I'm trying to look for the perfect guy, and you guys are ruining it!"
Conan: "I'm sorry. We're nerds. You're looking for the perfect guy, and we're like 'No, I'm telling you it's Truman!'
Andy: "Nope, it's FDR."
Conan: "But...[looks at dime]...But he doesn't have little glasses!"
Andy: "He took 'em off for the dime!"
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UPCOMING GUESTS - July 27 - August 7 1998
MONDAY, July 27 (Rerun of 4/15/98):
Gwyneth Paltrow,
Tom Snyder,
Fastball
TUESDAY, July 28 (Rerun of 4/28/98):
John Lithgow,
Marc Maron,
Pete Seeger and Dar Williams
WEDNESDAY, July 29 (Rerun of 4/30/98):
Marc Wahlberg,
Chris Kattan,
Jeff Stilson
THURSDAY, July 30 (Rerun of 5/7/98):
David Hasselhoff,
Molly Shannon,
Morcheeba
FRIDAY, July 31 (Rerun of 5/1/98):
Patrick Swayze,
Daniela Pestova
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MONDAY, August 3 (Repeat of 4/23/98):
Regis Philbin,
Paige Turco,
The Ukranian National Dance Company Virsky
TUESDAY, August 4:
Jamie Lee Curtis,
Dana Gould,
Widespread Panic
WEDNESDAY, August 5:
Paul Lukas (editor of "Beer Frame")
THURSDAY, August 6:
French Stewart,
Josie Bissett
FRIDAY, August 7:
Adam Arkin,
Tori Amos
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THIS TIME LAST YEAR....
Monday July 28 1997 was a repeat of November 22 1996 show with guests News Radio's Phil Hartman, film critic Roger Ebert, and WWF star Ken Shamrock who showed Conan a few submission moves. Conan showed Ken a few moves of his own. Conan and Andy had a good old fashioned Staring Contest. And Conan took a moment of his show to target a Demographic Minute at Truck Drivers.
Tuesday July 29th 1997 was show #800 and it was time to look into the future... all the way to the Year 2000. Conan made an announcement confirming the re-release of Dirty Dancing after a long successful campaign. Guests were NYPD actor Dennis Franz, Scott Thompson, and WNBA basketball star Rebecca Lobo.
Guests on Wednesday July 30 were actor Martin Sheen, Miss Manners Judith Martin, and music from Steve Miller & Curtis Salgado. Miss Manners tried to teach Conan a few lessons on etiquette, but seemed to come off looking pretty rude herself. Conan and Andy had a go at Pleasing the Affilates and later on in the show took some Instant Viewer Feedback phone calls.
On the 31st July 1997 Conan and Andy have some Celebrities High School Yearbooks, and they do Public Service Announcements. Guests were Kevin Bacon of "The Kevin Bacon Game" fame, Laura Ingraham, Rickie Lee Jones.
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WEEK IN REVIEW - July 20 - 24 1998
MONDAY, July 20 (rerun of 3-13-98):
Dennis Leary,
Holly Robinson Peete,
Mary Lou Lord
We're here for you Monica
Staff Bios
Monday reviewed By Allan That:
The boys attempted to console Lewinsky with "We're here for you Monica". This sketch included an appearance by 'Oldy' as a promiscuous potential suitor, Abe Lincoln doing a silly dance while yelling "Bill's is bent but Abe's is straight", and "Rendezvous with Danger", a mystery in which Conan simulates oral sex using a stone statue and a fountain spewing water. Dennis Leary talked about his disgust with "Titanic" and he sang his wonderfully violent and lurid "Traditional Irish Folk Song" while punching out a Lord of The Dance look-alike. Conan introduced Pierre Bernard, Late Night Graphic Artist, in the new segment "Staff Biographies" which quickly deteriorated into a proclamation of Conan's greatness and likeness to Jesus Christ.
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TUESDAY, July 21:
Joy Behar,
Wallace Langham,
Eve 6,
Celebrities Inc,
Moronic Page
Tuesday reviewed By Allan That:
In Celebrities, Inc. Conan and Andy made the usual jokes about the usual celebrities. Joy Behar talked about calling the young blonde on 'The View' a skinny bitch, pissing off Nazis during Oktoberfest in Germany, and explained that women like Clinton because he is fat and is attracted to fat women. In a new sketch, Conan's "mom" left the taping because she was treated badly by a moronic new NBC aide. Wallace Langham talked about his real life problems caused by his role as an effeminate character on Veronica's Closet. Alternarockers Eve 6 ended the evening with some uncreative, unenergetic, formulaic alternapop song.
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WEDNESDAY, July 22:
Jay Mohr,
Brandy,
BR5-49,
Clutch Cargo - The President In Crisis
Guys at the corner of the screen - Jeremy & Ira
Wednesday reviewed by Audrey Zwingli:
Tonight's show was average, but the ad-libbing was priceless. Clutch Cargo went smoothly. I consider the best moment of the not-so-worn-out bit to be when Mayor Guilliani admitted he hated certain things because he couldn't pronounce them. Jay Mohr called Andy "The Gordon's Fisherman", because earlier in the dialogue, Andy mentioned that he had just taken his first SCUBA lesson. Jay talks about how NYC is, and Conan once again brings up the subject of Jay's flashlight lovin' dog. Guys appear at the corner of the screen (Jeremy and Ira), and we later find that they came to see Brandy......and to take a Polaroid in front of Conan and Andy. I thought this bit was okay, but everyone else seems to have loved it. Brandy comes on next, and she educates Conan and Andy on slang. She talks about a guy being a "dime" (perfect ten) and starts listing the qualities of a "dime": opens door for a lady, picks up the check at a restaurant, and Andy adds "Has FDR's head" to which he and Conan start squabbling about whether it's FDR or Truman.
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THURSDAY, July 23:
Peter Jennings,
Dave Wells,
Paul F. Tompkins,
Slide show
Conan goes out and lives
Thursday reviewed By Audrey Zwingli:
First of all, I'd like to say hi to two of my good friends that were lucky enough to go see Late Night! Now...down to business...The Conan-takes-his-shirt-off joke in the slide show was somewhat expected, but it was funny anyways. Something that I should have expected but didn't: the Hermaphrodite symbol (both male/female combined) at the hermaphrodite beach party. Peter Jennings segment was more amusing than I had originally anticipated. He comments on how great Max looked at the beach, how Andy looks better clothed (Andy: Thanks, Peter), how he wanted Conan's mind (in response to Conan's wish to have Peter's voice), and how much better Conan looks in person. We find out a little secret of Peter's here....After that, Conan talks to Andy about how well the show was going so far, and a foam girder falls on top of our dear red-haired friend. Conan realizes that he should be bold and go out and do things he was always afraid to do. The segment ends with Conan's death, and a shocked-looking Andy back in the studio. Dave Wells talked about how he made money off of his Hell's Angels friends. Paul F. Tompkins finished the all too short hour with a funny comic routine. This show was one of the best I have seen in a while.
"Thank you, Seven-Foot Grocho!" -Conan, to the 7-foot Grocho Marx who brought him the list of Friday's guests.
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FRIDAY, July 24:
Edward Burns,
Louie C K,
Bob McCoy and his unconventional medical devices,
Songs For Celebrities
WWCD?
Friday reviewed By Audrey Zwingli:
I'd just like to say that Conan got a promo....with graphics! Prime Time! Well, the show started out with some celebrity songs. Most of them were easy to get, but again, to get some, you'd have to really think about it. Edward Burns talked about being sent to boot camp for "Saving Private Ryan", and Andy asks the question that I'm sure most people have wanted to ask: Was it really necessary? Edward answers yes, because there are some things most people don't know, like why you shouldn't pick up a gun by the barrel after just firing. Conan did a promotion for his new campaign: WWCD? (What would Conan do?), a spoof of What would Jesus do? The video was funny, and I can see a few people being alienated because of that...which, I might add, would make the Late Night crew proud :). The last guest was Bob McCoy and his unconventional medical devices. The guy had some interesting things to show us, among them a breast enlarger, a hair grower, a tile that could cure just about anything, and a personality machine.
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"Well, I think all young guys should be able to take Viagra. I want it. I mean, you must be all that more impressive, when you're taking Viagra.....And I do NOT have a problem!" - COB
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FYI
HOW TO GET AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF CONAN, ANDY, MAX OR WHOMEVER YOU'D LIKE:
Send a self-addressed 8 X 11 envelope to the following address. You do not need to include postage.
(Name Of Person)
C/O Late Night With Conan O'Brien
Suite 901W
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, NY 10112
ATTN: PHOTO REQUESTS
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"NEE-HA!" #32 is here with thanks to Micah Honees, Robin Banks, Goddess Of Odd, Allan That, Audrey Zwingli, Steph, Marc Liepis, Stephanie C and Nos4a2.
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