On Oscar night:
On the night of the awards, I just carried the Oscar around
waist-high. I never had so many women ask me 'Can I touch it?'
Sadly, they were talking about the statuette
Q: How bout that GQ cover, Ben? I thought Matt was supposed to be the
new gay poster boy. Picture kind of makes you realize that men have
nipples too.
A: You sassy dog...stop looking at my nipples.
Q: Don't know if anyone's asked you, but how does it feel to be an action
figure? I know I'd love to be immortalized in plastic.
A: It's the flat-out high point of the movie for me.
Q: What's Kevin really like?
A: Large and in charge. Gay, but not as gay as you would think.
Q: Did you spank it on "The Voyage of the Mimi" or did you manage to
restrain yourself?
A: What the fuck kind of question is that? You simple minded prick.
Uhh... yeah. More quotes later!
