evening. those who have been here before will notice a very different layout. those who haven't been here before are pathetic, but don't fret, there is still some precious time to redeem yourselves. for a while, this website sort of took the place of my paper zine. i've since been missing the tangible little bastard. so, with the help of my good ol' friend, Xerox, i've restarted my zine again. why am i mentioning this? i don't know, other than to say that i'm going to attempt to put this site is an *issue* type format. instead of updating, i'll just ad another *issue*. get it? that wasn't so difficult was it? i didn't think so. so my little puppies, put down the whip-it cans and try to increase your cranial capacity instead of fighting a war with it.
*one who hates or distrusts mankind*
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WARNING!!!: (1)The following fanzine is an equal opportunity hater. I make a mockery of all races, religions, sexes, sexual orientations, genre preferences and disabilities. Don’t think your group is any more special then another. Chances are, you are just as pathetic in my eyes as the next Joe Schmo. Your feeble input is always welcome, but remember, any illwill thrown my way will just bring a smile to my face. You’d be a lot better off just developing a sense of humor. (2) There is a darn good chance you will come across some grammatical errors. Most of this is written in the little spare time I have (often late at night) with no revision. I try my best to make it legible during the first run, but I am only human. Sure you can flex your linguistic expertise and go wild with your red pen, but are you really that concerned with impressing me?
