"Money sucks, unless you have it."
- Neal Moran
"Never tell me the odds."
- Han Solo (Harrison Ford)
"We're small people with big hearts and bigger dreams."
- Dominique Moceanu
"The shortest distance between two points is always under construction."
- Noelie Alito
"Man is born free and everywhere he is in chains."
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau (From book The Social Contract)
"What I feel is what I see."
- Stevie Wonder
"Hockey is a game that lends itself to retaliation."
- Ken Baumgartner
"It's like trying to drive a toaster through the carwash."
- Jack Swigert (Kevin Bacon)(From the movie Apollo 13)
"If you build it, he will come."
- The Voice (From movie Field of Dreams)
"I just had that feeling of pure joy and I went out there and put it in
my program."
-Tara Lipinski
"I don't believe in time."
- Hootie & the Blowfish (from the song Time)
"Fans don't boo nobodies."
- Reggie Jackson
"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try."
- Yoda (Frank Oz)(from movie The Empire Strikes Back)
"A tornado is just like mother nature making a smoothie."
- Weather Channel Commercial
"This is the moment. My final test. There standing beckoned. I never reckoned second best. I won't look back. I must not fall."
- The Moody Blues (from the song This is the Moment)
"There is music in all things if man had the ears to hear it."
- Lord Byron
"If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
- Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum)(from the movie Jurassic Park)
"Put away the crack before the crack puts you away."
- Smash Mouth (from the song Walkin' on the Sun)
"Love can make you hostage."
- Sugar Ray (from the song Fly (Featuring Super Cat))
"It's like flying with a dead elephant on our back."
- Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks)(from movie Apollo 13)
"I just listen to my 45's, ain't it wonderful to be alive when the rock and roll plays."
- Billy Joel (from the song Keeping the Faith)
"When a president gets sworn in, they should read him his Miranda Rights."
- Jon Stewart (Said on TV show Politically Incorrect w/ Bill Maher)
"A little ignorance is a dangerous thing."
- Brain (from cartoon Pinky & the Brain)
"No woman's worth crawling on the earth."
- Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons (from song Walk Like a Man)
"Aristotle once said that a play should have a beginning, a middle, and an end. But what did he know? Today, a play must have a first half, a
second half, and a station break."
-Alfred Hitchcock
"Fear is for the weak."
- Morgue Security Guard (from an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"Some days I think I'd be more productive if my sidekick was a plient corn dog."
- Brain (from cartoon Pinky & the Brain)
"All I ask of living is to have no chains on me and all I ask of dying is to go naturally."
- Blood, Sweat & Tears (from the song And When I Die)
"Why I should stick my neck out for you is quite beyond the capacity."
- C-3PO (Anthony Daniels)(from the movie Star Wars)
"Size matters not."
- Yoda (Frank Oz)(from movie The Empire Strikes Back)
"Who's the more foolish... the fool or the fool who follows him?"
- Obi-Wan Kenobi (Sir Alec Guinness)(from the movie Star Wars)
"Ninety feet between bases is the nearest thing to perfection man has yet achieved."
- Red Smith
"Man may penetrate the outer reaches of the universe. He may solve the very secret of eternity itself but for me, the ultimate human experience
is to witness the flawless execution of the hit-and-run."
- Branch Rickey
"Charles, congrats on your Heisman. No one can take that away from you, unless you kill your wife and a waiter."
- Norm MacDonald (Said to Charles Woodson at the 1998 ESPY Awards)
"They say that these aren't the best of times, but there the only times I've ever known."
- Billy Joel (from the song Summer Highland Falls)
"I can see a new horizon, underneath the blazing sky. I'll be where the eagles flying higher and higher."
- John Parr (from the song St. Elmo's Fire)
"To everything there is a season and a time and purpose under the heaven"
- Ecclesiastes 3:1
"Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."
- Horatio (from William Shakespeare's play
"Without music, life is a journey through a desert."
- Pat Conroy
"Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures."
- H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."
- General George Patton
"If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done."
- Michael S. Traylor
"I knew I was unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
- Joan Rivers
"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."
- Elbert Hubbard
"The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable."
- Paul Dean
