Fireworks
exlpode in the arena, signifying the start of UFC's Summer
Rumble. The crowd goes wild.
Royce Gracie: Hello everyone and welcome to UFC's Summer
Rumble!!! I'm your host, Royce Gracie and alongside me is UFC
Middleweight Champion, Frank Shamrock. Frank, what are your
thoughts on tonight's big Rumble?
Frank Shamrock: Well Royce, tonight
is going to be a night to remember, all of the UFC's best
competitors, ALL in one ring!! It's gonna be great, so let's get
it underway!!!! Now as you all know, the last one in the ring
will be named Ultimate Fighting Champion., second is Ultimate
Ultimate, third is Toughman, and fourth is World. The last
Cruiserweight in will recieve The Lightweight Belt, and will be
forced to leave afterwards.
*HONK!!!!!!!* Out
comes The Pimp!!
*HONK!!!!!!*
RG: WHOA!!!!! It's Hunter Hearst Helmsley!!!! I don't
believe it. Pimp waisting no time now, attacking HHH before he
even gets in. Sends his head into the turnbuckle and HHH falls
off the apron. Now this isn't Inner City Rules, he's gonna have
to let him in there. And the refs are giving him the business.
HHH climbing back in, and meets with a knee to the face. Pimp
sends him into the ropes, back body drop over the ropes, but HHH
holds onto Pimp's chin as he goes over, AND THEY BOTH GO OVER THE
TOP!!!!!
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: Juventued Guerrera comes out now. He's gonna have
to wait a little while.
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: Here
comes Sting. He gets into the ring and the two men circle for a
bit. Here comes Sting with a hard right, but Juventued comes back
with his own hard right, and then a roundhouse kick. It sends
Sting into the corner. Juvy comes in with a dropkick to the knee.
Sting falls, and Juvy drags him out to the center and applies a
half crab.
*HONK!!!!!!*
RG: It's
Curt Hennig. As you know, Sting is a part of The Wolf Pac. And
Curt proves it by dropkicking Juvy right in the face, knocking
him off Sting. Juvy gets up and looks at Curt, which sets him up
for a Stinger Splash from behind!! OUCH!!! Look at Hennig, he's
laughing, what an asshole. (Curt
hears him and looks over, while Sting is appealing to the crowd
on the other side of the ring).
Yeah, you heard me!! (Juvy comes up
from behind and dropkicks him over. Curt gets up and grabs Gracie
out of the chair. Gracie slams his head down into the table, then
they start fighting all the way to the locke rooms).
FS: Ok,
I guess I'll be dictating from now on. Juvy just tried to
dropkick Sting in the back, but Sting turned around and slammed
him to the ground. Sting, picking Juvy up into a Power Bomb, but
Juvy spins around and turns it into a DDT! Juvy's going wild,
he's up on the top rope....
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: Out
comes Booker T. Juvy is still up on the top, he's waiting for
Sting to stand. Booker T from behind pulls Juvy off the top. JUVY
IS OUT!!! Booker T gets in the ring, off the ropes and he comes
in with an Axe Kick on Sting. Now HE'S up on the top, and he
Missile Dropkick's Sting. Sting goes flying across the ring.
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: Out
comes Tommy Dreamer. Him and Booker T double suplex Sting out.
Then they go at it. Tommy Dreamer hit Booker T with a Death
Valley Driver! Tommy Dreamer picks him up for a Running
Tombstone!! (The lights go out)
What's this? Ladies and Gentlemen, there's
nothing wrong with your T.V.'s, the lights have gone out all over
the arena. What a dump, can't the prez even rent a descent
aren...... (All of a sudden, the
ramp lights up with bright red fireworks and flames) IT'S KANE!!!!!! THE BELL HASN'T EVEN RANG YET!!!
Kane gets into the ring, and Booker T and Tommy Dreamer both go
after him. Kane Choke Slams Booker T!! Tommy Dreamer gives Kane a
running forearm to the back, but it has no effect, and Kane
Tombstones Tommy Dreamer.
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: Oh my god,
it's GOLDBERG!!!! This should be interesting. Goldberg hops up
onto the canvas, then into the ring. He meets with a Choke Slam.
Goldberg gets up and spears him, but Kane gets right back up as
well. Both men staring eachother down now. Meanwhile, Booker T
and Tommy are in separate corners shaking off the pain. They both
get up, and run toward Kane and Goldberg. They just pushed Kane
and Goldberg together, and they just banged heads, and they both
go down. Booker T and Tommy both wrestle Goldberg over to the
ropes and throw him over. Booker T turns to Tommy and clothslines
him over!!
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: It's Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Wait, look
who's behind him, it's our President KEN SHAMROCK. What does he
want? Oh, Harlem Side Kick on Kane and the big man goes down. In
comes Hollywood and he wastes no time, and attacks Kane also.
Hollywood Leg Drop on Kane. Hey Ken..
Ken Shamrock: Hey Frank, you didn't think
I'd miss The UFC's FIRST EVER Pay Per View, did you? Oh look at
that, Kane's out!!! Look, Hollywood and Booker T are going at it,
nice scoop slam by Hogan.
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: Here comes Randy Savage. He goes right
after Hogan, giving him a forearm to the head, followed by a knee
to the head. He sends him into the ropes and gives him another
elbow. Booker T comes up from behind Savage and picks him up and
brings him over to the ropes, and drops him out. That was quick.
KS: You got that right, excuse me...
(Ken goes over and belly to bellies
Savage and tells him to give that to his leader) Ok, oh nice arm
drag by Booker T on Hogan. He holds onto it and applies an arm
bar.
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: What
was that all about? His stupid
leader, KILLER, thinks he's cute trying to hurt me with a Power
Bomb, and I'm not even done yet. I hope you don't get your ass kicked. Any way,
there's no one coming out. There he is, it's The Midnight Rider.
He wastes no time in getting Booker T off of Hollywood. But he
picks up Hollywood and throws him over!! Now he grabs Booker T
and gives him a Pedigree. Booker T gets back up and throws a
right cross. But Midnight Rider reverses it into an arm bar.
*HONK!!!!!!*
KS: Look who's coming, it's the Sandman. He picks
Midnight Rider up off of Booker T and Atomic Drops Booker T over
the top rope. Sandman takes Midnight Rider and flips him over for
a Tombstone, but MR kicks it over and now he gives Sandman The
Dark Mist (a running tombstone)!!! He picks him up and throws him
over too. That was quick!!
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS:
It's Tracker. He gets in the ring, but Midnight sends him right
back over!! This guy is good!!!!!!
*HONK!!!!!!*
KS: Hey
you're not kidding. And here comes DDP. He gets in and Diamond
Cuts Midnight Rider!!! He didn't even see that one coming!!! Hey
what's this, look who's coming out from under the apron, it's
Hardcore. He gets in the ring, and DDP and him start going at it,
trading punches.
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: Here comes Killer!! It sure is Killer (Ken
gets up and waits for Killer to get in the ring, then he goes in
and throws Killer out. He warns Killer that if he even touches
Shamrock, that Shamrock will tear up his contract. Killer walks
out in disgust.) Killer don't look
too happy about that. In the ring, DDP and Hardcore are fighting
it out and here comes Midnight Rider. He clothslines them both
over, and his shirt gets caught on Hardcore's chain, and he goes
over also!!!!!
*HONK!!!!!!*
KS: OK,
I'm back, and here comes Extreme Enforcer. And right behind him
is Mr. Shock. Mr. Shock "escorts" EE from behind into
the ring. He picks him up and EE tries for a hurricanrana,
OUCH!!! The man is SEVEN feet tall, but still manages a
hurricanrana on Mr. Shock. They both get right back up and EE
tries for another, but Mr. Shock reverses it into a Billy Kiddman
Spine Buster!! WHAT POWER!!!!
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: It's Fire Ball!!!! He comes up behind Shock and
Slop Drops him!!!! Now he's dropkicking the big guy, EE. Once,
twice, three times, this guy won't go down. Fire Ball goes off
the ropes and stops right in front of EE. Then Shock clothslines
EE right in the back. EXCELLENT teamwork by those two. Now Fire
Ball hooks on a Camel Clutch while Shock hooks on an Ankle Lock. HEY!!!! Shock let it go,
you scared him!! He shouldn't be using my move!!! Shock now, slamming
EE's knee into the ground.
*HONK!!!!!!*
KS: Here
comes New Jack, this should even things out here. But Shock and
FB see who's next and quickly throw out EE. Now New Jack is just
standing there, while Shock and FB wait for him. Wait, Shock is
telling NJ to watch something. HE JUST CLOTHSLINED FIRE BALL
OUT!!!!! Now Shock, tempting New Jack to enter the ring, and
that's exactly what he does. New Jack, telling Shock to wait now,
and he's bringing in a chair. (The
refs try to stop him) HEY, leave him, let him bring it in. This should
be interesting. Shock is now daring NJ to hit him. NJ swings,
Shock ducks under and gives him a bulldog right onto the chair.
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: Here comes the Disciple. Another member of The
MOB, who eliminated most of themselves earlier!! He enters and
gives Shock an Apocalypse!! He goes to pick up the chair from
under NJ, but NJ nails him in the face, then in the gut, then
gives him an uppercut with it, sending him flying over the top in
a bloody mess!!! NJ spinning around now and nailing Shock in the
head with the chair!!! OUCH!!!
*HONK!!!!!!*
KS: Now
it's......hey, BOTH members of Insane are coming out!! Deranged
AND Hell Warrior are making their way to the ring. Shock and NJ
are going to have to work together now, even if it kills them,
and it will if they don't!!!!!! NJ goes after Deranged and Shock
goes sraight for Hell Warrior, with an "insane" look in
his eyes. Hell Warrior steps in, and Shock clothslines him right
back out. Shock lands upright on the apron, and Hell Warrior
grabs a hold of his pants!!!! Hell Warrior, now hanging on
Shock's pants in an effort not to be eliminated!! WHOA!!! Shock's
pants just gave way, they're down!! And that's all the
"slack" Hell Warrior needed to be eliminated. Too bad.
Meanwhile, NJ and Deranged are exchanging blows, and Shock comes
over to help out NJ. But Deranged fights them both off, giving
them scoop slams and snap suplexes. Now remember, these two have
been in here for a long time, while Deranged is a fresh guy.
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: Here
comes Stevie Ray, he wastes no time in joining in on Deranged's
"beat down". SR hits Deranged with a Spinning Heel
Kick, and he goes down hard. He picks up New Jack and throws him
out, but the ref is right there, and NJ falls onto one of the
ref's shoulders, giving him enough time and momentum to grab onto
the ropes and slide back in. He grabs Stevie Ray and throws him
into the turnbuckle, giving him a Super Plex off the top rope.
Shock and Deranged are on the other side of the ring, and are
acutally handing eachother the chair and taking turns hitting
eachother, this is ludicrous!! Wait, Shock just got spread wide
open, and tells Deranged to hold on. Deranged looks on to see
what happened, and Shock grabs the chair and hits him on the
head, then gives him The Shocker, and throws him over. Look what Shock has
in his hand, some blood pellets! It was a trick!!!!
*HONK!!!!!!*
KS: Here
comes the new-comer, Poseur. And Shock goes right after the
rookie, but meets with a Fireman's Carry right over the top
rope!!! Shock holds onto the canvas, and slides low enough on it
and hangs sideways, so Poseur would think he's out, and it works.
Shock now, re-entering and he jumps onto Poseur with one of those
"Bret Hart Sleepers" (when you jump on to the guy's
back). Poseur is down, but not out yet. Back to Stevie Ray and
New Jack, they were BOTH badly hurt from The Super Plex, but NJ
sends him in again and attempts another one. But Stevie Ray hooks
his feet and lifts NJ up instead. This isn't smart, if he does
that, then they'll BOTH be out. OOHH!!!!! He just fell forward!!!
They both hit their faces hard on the mat. Someone's bleeding,
and I'm not sure who it is. It's Stevie Ray. No, it's New Jack,
NO it's both of them!! A cool move, but not very smart on the
part of Stevie Ray.
*HONK!!!!!!!*
FS: It's King Thunder. He picks up Stevie Ray and
throws him over. Harlem Heat is out of it!!!! He goes after New
Jack, but but NJ head butts him in the groin and Power Bombs him
out!!! Well, at least he got ONE person out before his quick
elimination!!! Poseur is STILL being held in that Bret Hart
Sleeper by Shock. One of the refs gets in and lifts his arm
once.....twice......New Jack pulls Poseur out of The Sleeper!!
What a save!!! Shock looks pissed, and the ref immediately exits,
I wouldn't want to be caught between that either!!!! Shock gets
up and spears New Jack, but New Jack reverse it into a Guillotine
Choke (DEF:
taking someone's head as if about to do a DDT, sliding onto your
back, wrapping your legs around opponent's body, and pushing his
hips while pulling on his throat. It clogs up the main breathing
passage as well as cuts off circulation. Used often in Brazilian
Jiu Jitsu. A VERY DANGEROUS choke, not to be used lightly!!!!
This is NOT THE ANNOUNCER SPEAKING, THIS IS THE OWNER, BE CAEFUL
WITH THIS CHOKE!!!! I'm saying this because numerous people have
died from it. It's NO JOKE!!!! Back to the match..) The ref climbs back in and starts lifting
Shock's arms. I think it's over for Shock, he's been in here too
long!!!
*HONK!!!!!!*
KS: It's
The Degenerate!! He knocks NJ off of Shock and kicks him in the
ribs. I think I heard one crack Frank. He goes to kick Shock, but
Shock grabs his foot and pulls him to the floor. NJ grabs the
other foot and Shock nods to him. OH SHIT!!!!! They just gave
Degenerate a DOUBLE WISH BONE!!!!!! (They
pulled his legs to either side I.E. forcing Degenerate to do a
split) OUCH!!!! Now they're double
body slamming Degenerate out!!! I tell you, when these two want
to work together, they can do one HELL of a job at it!!! But now
they're back at it, Now they're taking Poseur and they are about
to double body slam HIM out.
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: Here
comes XCA, part of The Canadian World Order!!!!! As he approaches
the mat, Shock and NJ throw Poseur at him. XCA catches Poseur and
brings him up on the apron. He Press Slams Poseur back at them
and they both catch him sideways. XCA jumps up on the ropes and
executes a cross body!!!! He nails all three of them!!!!!! Poseur
is out cold...STILL!!! XCA picks up Poseur and tosses him over
the top rope.
*HONK!!!!!!*
KS: Here
comes K-Dawg. The refs are telling him that since there are no
more Light Weights, he is The Light Weight Champion. K-Dawg looks
both happy and frustrated at the same time, I guess he wanted to
come into the ring and kick some ass, but now that he has the
title, he can't. XCA meanwhile, just threw Shock over the top
rope, and after about 5 times, Shock finally hits the mat. Well,
we got ourselves a new World's Champion, which in this fed would
be about the same ranking as a T.V. Title in another fed. Well,
at least he's going home with something tonight, after all that
fighting!!
*HONK!!!!!!*
FS: It's our last person out, Kevin Nash!!! As he
makes his way to the ring, XCA spots him. NJ is out cold on the
floor. XCA tells Nash to go kiss his ass, and Nash slides in and
takes the footing right out from under XCA. NJ, still out cold,
falls out of the ring, UNDER the ropes. The refs try to get him
back in, but he's too heavy. Meanwhile, XCA kicks Nash in the
face, picks him up and gives him Da Nuke (Steiner Screw Driver).
Then he Press Slams Nash out. That guy's got a lot of power for
6' 5!!! Well, Nash is now our Toughman Champion (which ranks as
an Intercontinental Title in here). Ken is getting up now,
where's he going. Oh, he's picking up NJ to put him back in the
ring. But XCA Press Slams him out as well, right onto Ken!!!!
That's it!!!! XCA is our Ultimate Fighting Champ (our World belt)
and New Jack is our Ultimate Ultimate Champ (our Hardcore belt)
Ken Shamrock: OK, Now New Jack,
you MUST defend our Ultimate Ultimate Belt in THE
OCTAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all, and goodnight. P.S. KEEP
ROLEPLAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FS: Well this is Frank Shamrock here
at UFC's Summer Rumble wishing you all a good summer. Also, don't
forget to catch Wednesday Wrestlefest this week!!!!!!
