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I believe in the Freedom of Speech, given to us LEGAL American citizens in the Bill of Rights, so anything said on this page should not be taken to heart. It is my opinion, and just remember that opinions are like assholes, everyone has one (and they don't all stink).

Astounding Revelations:
1. It does not snow in my neighbors yard.
2. A human can never run out of phlegm.
3. A human heart bears more than it should be able to handle.
4. Your mind is the only thing that can provide the most absolute truth, exclusive to your world.
5. Formulated, self-manifested characters are for a stage act only, and should not serve to adhere any sort of relationship.
6. The love is a temple... surrounded by everything, inscribed on with life; it's inhabitants chant life's wisdom, while dancing to the sweet, fulfilling beauty that is given to them once they find each other there.
7. Sometimes it is better to kill your emotions rather than deal with them. Some emotional battles are unnecessary once you delve into them enough. Waste your time wisely, and save yourself from losing your sanity.
8. Sometimes, when it is easier to hold on, it is better to let go.
9. Sometimes, when it is easier to let go, it is better to hold on.
10. Where the hell are all the Stephen King romance novels?
11. When is living better then dying?
12. When is dying better than living?
13. Gators is the only safe restaurant to eat at in Hampton Bays (ask me why).
14. Second guessing logic is correct.
15. Second guessing emotion is idiocy.
16. Two wrongs do not make a right.
17. But, three rights do make a left.
18. All I ever needed to know, I learned from a Brazilian named Julio.
19. What is the politically correct term for "left butt cheek?"
20. We all deviate from our normal course of life when we try to make ourselves feel differently about something.

Anyhow... If you encounter any cynicism, sarcasm, or thought, please, take it to heart and let it torment you as much as possible, because my opinion means more than anyone else's.

Allow myself to introduce... myself; My humanic name is "Chris," and I currently am stationed in a hamlet located somewhere in New York (or so we claim, though I believe we are in reality somewhere closer to Madagascar, but we need the United States citizenship privileges), which seems to become a bug-magnet over the summer; they say that it is from the ocean access and the abundance of restaurants who wish to become abundant, and will stop at nothing to reach that goal. Currently, I have 18 years, on the six foot border, and weigh in at 155 pounds (because ignorance denies us the right to use the metric system). My visage would sooner be outdone by a donkey's rear end, but that is my sole opinion.

So, this here town of Hampton Bays was formerly known as Good Ground when it was founded, circa 1790. After a certain while, they discovered that this was not "Good" Ground, but rather "Filthy" Ground. However, had they named the town Filthy Ground, we would not attract all of the summer maggots. Once they realized that they were stationed in between every single (compass direction)hampton (save Northampton, which is located in England), we figured we were the rightful owners of a name with "hampton" in it. Without any other words to choose, we chose the word "Bay," and soon added an "s" (had we chosen another word, such as "Sea," then we would be the Hampton Bays Semen).

About this beautiful town... I mean, I believe what someone told me, that this is one of the best places to grow up. The reason I thought of is: You experience every kind of situation and every kind of emotion in this town. I am 17, and I feel that by living here, I have met every single bad quality in a person just within a 10 mile radius. Racism, extreme jealousy, pure hatred, desperate likingness, total optimism, total pessimism, avoidance of large groups, promiscuity, disgust, sexism, aggression, half-baked, permanently wasted, addiction, superficiality, and relentless selfishness. I mean, those are only the ones I can think of off the top of my head in 30 seconds.

Wandering souls, go here or here

That's really it for now.

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rose,nosferatu,desert,an endless thought,perseverance,child of life,still here,questions,Gates of Time,cuckoo's nest,grass,hope,a new year,satire on the music industry,write,swicide,who am i?,incorrections

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