Spike says:

"You were there? Please... if every vampire who said he was at the crucifixtion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a wierd gig. I fed off a flower person and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."

"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell all my friends. None of them have a rock this big."

"So, who do you kill for fun around here?"

"Ahhh, I love the world you got.....Massachusetts dog racing, Union,and you've got people. Billions of people running around like Happy Meals with legs. Yeah it's all right here."

"Dru bagged a Slayer? She didn't tell me! Good for her!"

"We like to talk big, vampires do. I'm going to destroy the world, it's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood."

"Do you know what I found worked real good with slayers? Killing them!"

"You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet. "

"I'm gonna do what I should've done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is. Tie her up...torture her until she likes me again. Love's a funny thing."

"Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him and you try again!"