Cordelia says:

"People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatising event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing."

"Willow, nice dress. Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears."

"Gym was canceled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker."

"Whatever is causing this Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever. But get over it."

"Excuse me. Who gave you permission to exist?"

"Damn it Xander! What's going on? Who died and made you Elvis?"

"You know, Giles, one of these times...you're gonna wake up in a coma!"

"I'll never know if what I have with Xander is real, or just some temporary insanity that made me think I loved him."

Cordelia & Friends say:

Cordelia:"You can clean until Judgement Day, you're living with those stains."
Ms. Calender:"Yeah, that's the worst thing about being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat. The stains."
Cordelia:"I hear ya."

Cordelia:"What are you doing Friday night?"
Wesley:"Uhh... as always, my sacred duties as a watcher prevents me from... why?"
Cordelia:"I have a paper to write... for English and... you're English... and I thought... what? Is it so wrong to be getting an insider's perspective? I study best in a good restaurant. Around eightish? Think it over?"

Cordelia:"I'm in Wesley's group."
Giles:"There is just the one group."
Cordelia:"Yes, and I am in it."

Wesley:"Our enemy has us at a disadvantage. We seem consistently one step behind him. Now he has the Books of Ascension. We must take definitive action."
Cordelia:"You have the greatest voice. Have you ever thought about doing books on tape?"

Giles:"Willow, how far did you get with the Mayor's files?"
Cordelia:"Excuse me, I believe Wesley is running this meeting."
Wesley:"It's quite alright."