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Buffy says:

"Angel's gonna lose it. But not his soul... he's gonna lose it... his it."

"Oh, come on. That song sucks."

"So, what's in the box?"

"I'll go home and stack up on weapons. And slip into something more break and enterish."

"The Vampires! We need to kill the Vampires!"

"Okay, we've got 10 maybe 12 bad guys and one big demon in desperate need of a Stairmaster."

"A race of female demon warriors... who celebrate victory in battle by eating their foes. They couldn't just pour Gatorade on each other?"

"Before I was The Slayer, I was... well I don't want to say shallow, but... let's say a certain person who will remain nameless, we'll just call her Spordelia, looked like a classical philosopher next to me."

"I'm way off my game. My game's left the country. It's in Cuernavaca."

"Mom, dead people are talking to you. Do the math."

"Yeah, it's all falling into place. Of course, that place is nowhere near this place?"

"Alright, I get it. You're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day?"

"I don't play well with others."

"Okay. Be kind, rewind."

"All day it's been like, congratulations, go away."

"What is this, Demons Anonymous?"

"I just know that us and the undead are the only people in Sunnydale working this late."

"Buffy Summers, reporting for sanity."

"First rule of slaying- don't die."

"Oh no. I have to go take an English make up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right? "

"Thanks for stopping by and dying."

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye. "

"Welcome to the Hellmouth petting zoo."

"I'm Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. And you are? "

"You know, I just woke up and I looked in the mirror and thought, "Hey, what's with all the sin." I need to change. I'm dirty, I'm bad with the sex, and the envy, and the loud music us kids listen to nowadays. Oh, I just suck at undercover. "

"I don't want any trouble. I just wanna be alone, and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I am more than willing to share. "

"I didn't say that I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all these fluffy bunny feelings for them, I'm just not gonna get way extracurricular with it."

"I just wanted to start over. Be like everybody else. Have some friends, maybe a dog. But no, you had to come here. You couldn't go suck on some other town."

"I want to be a macho man. Macho macho... oh hey, juice! Ooh, quality juice, not from concentrate."

"I can get kicked out of school. I'm just wacky that way. "

"You know, polite people call before they jump out of the bushes and attack you."

"Shhh. Hospital zone, no singing."

"Hellmouth presents dead guys on ice. "

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