"YAY! YAY! YAY! I'M GONNA PEE MY PANTS!" -joey

"Hellooo, my name is Bobby"-Joey talking in high pitched voice to Howie Mandel

"I'm dying." -Joey

"Whatever you guys do, I do it too...I think...I just don't play hopscotch." -Joey

"Oh we're going back...we have to go back.: -Joey telling that they have to go back and tell what Lance wore when they first started.

"Yeah, [me and Kathy Griffen] have been married for four years. we have three kids, and we live in Omaha, Nebraska." -Joey

"Yeah, we didn't use [The cosmetic Fetish] though." -Joey

"Dat boy had his little preppy button up shirts, and his tight jeans and boots." -Joey

"I'm nine!" -Joey

(NEW! Sept. 5, 1999)
"Let's see...all I'm gonna say is a big pool of jello!" -Joey when he was asks what his wild fantasy was

"I dont play like a girl! I just cant play!" -Joey when Justin teased him about how bad he is at basketball

"I dont stink, I smell like flowers!" -Joey on All Access on MTV