last i heard, magdalena moved to sweden to attempt to track down her relatives... and find inspiration for her book "born blonde: a life in the shadows," poor homely looking girl... i wish her the greatest of happiness, and i'm not sure they have electricity in sweden but if she happens to be looking at this... word to your mutha, yo.
WARNING: The following site is completly offensive, utterly lacking in taste and refinement. While Stephanie and Magdalena couldn't get the paws on any nude or otherwise compromising pictures of Conan O'Brien, we are working on it.
Viewer discretion advised.
Hey guys! Sign our guestbook, please.. I'm getting really desperate here.. I'm assuming you just don't know where it is, so I'll tell you.. It's right here.. look! There it is! Come on, please? It'll be fun. I'll give you a cookie!
--Magdalena
You were hoping for kinky Cona-porn weren't you? You're not gonna get it here. Well, maybe... we'll think about it. This is Stephanie's and Magdalena's Conan O'Brien Page O'Happiness.
"I'm not irish, but I play one on tv"
Okay guys, we're not irish and lets quit playing this sick game of god pretending that we are. Magdalena's swedish for what it matters and no one has any idea of what Stephanie is. But if you have any ideas, mail them babies in, she'd love to have a country to fight for when the third world war comes up. So anyways, the point, and we do have one.. we're not irish, but Conan is, and we like Conan (like puts it mildly), and you like Conan too, or else you wouldn't be here. So that explains the heading. It's also fair game to report that we are aspiring comedienne's, so you'll be seeing alot of crappy attempts at wittiness on this page. So.. if you choose to continue in to the depths of Cona-splendor, enjoy!! If not, you're probably one of those creepy people who masturbates to Yanni and watches Charles in Charge* reruns every day, so we wouldn't have wanted you reading our page anyways you weirdo! That's it.. have fun!!
*This is not intended to portray Scott Baio, the star of Charles in Charge, in a bad light. We're sure he's a nice guy and that he really enjoys his new career as a mattress salesman in the mall on the bad side of town, but come on guys, you have to admit that show sucked. Also, we made no money mentioning Scott Baio, but we're sure that if we did it would have been like five bucks anyways. (You don't make much selling mattresses these days.) Anyhoo, enough of the disclaimer. Bathe in Conan, and enjoy! --Magdalena and Stephanie
Look at this picture. What could be better than Conan eating cereal while scantily clad in a robe and boxers? (by the way, Cap'n'Crunch is his favorite.) Well, we can think of a few better things, but we like having our page, and, well, if we went into description we would most likely be banned from the internet altoghether. Yes, we can come up with some pretty good things....guess you'll have to used your imagination here. We'll tell you a secret....if you squint really hard and look at this picture....
We have just been informed by the authorities that we may not tell you that secret. Sorry. We tried. Come on, don't be mad! It's their fault, we can't tell you.....They are always bringing us down, always restricting our Conarights. Stop the senseless Conan censorship!
Why can't people have Conan the way they want him, just @$^& naked on top of %^&# and doing &%$#@ and #%^$&! with some mayonnaise.......
