10. Develop Repetitive Stress Disorder from playing Solaire.
9. You've actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off that island.
8. People only come into your office to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
7. To exercise your creative side, you knit a computer cozy.
6. You create on ongoing e-mail dialog with your computer at home.
5. No longer content with merely photo-copying your ass, you now scan it and enhance it with Photoshop.
4. After months of taking frequent breaks, you now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarves.
3. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
2. The 18-hole par 3 mini-golf course in your office.
1. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.