10. Going to the Disneyland Hotel and watching Cinderella get drunk and pull a gun on someone, and then having the staff pull her drunk butt out of jail.
9. Watching Michael Jackson show up at his own attraction, "Captain Eyo" and trying to get a young boy up to his room for "candy."
8. Counting how many times Mickey Mouse gets hit in the crotch.
7. Sneeking into the top-secret asylum where they take everyone after they go on "It's a Small World."
6. Getting whiplash from going down the huge drop on "Splash Mountain."
5. Watching someone say "DONALD!! DUCK!!!" and having him think it's his name, moments before getting hit in the chest with a fatal bullet.
4. Using the whole day for the purpose of thinking of ways to sue Disney.
3. Making up a game with your friends counting how many times you can swear before getting kicked out of the park.
2. Seeing how many people try to kick the crap out of the bears in "Country Bear Sing-a-Long."
1. Thinking of excuses to say to the IRS because you know after you have been to Disneyland, you will be broke.