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Before you decide to just waltz on in to this highly astout and snooty place of business we ask that you might read the disclaimer and agree to the terms stated. So let's get on with it. And please make sure to read it!

I do swear and affirm that I am at least 9 and one half years old and that I am at least three feet tall. Not that I have a problem with short people.
I do hereby exclaim that I am not a policeman nor do I work for the Government (haha work for the government ) nor do I work for anyone for that matter.
I do also swear and affirm that while I am visiting I will not bite my finger nails or participate in the hunting/trackin/killing/prancing around /ripping the guts out of/singing to of: small game.
I do also extend my greatest courtesy and graces to Finley the small goldfish who is my humble and obedient master.
I do also guarantee I will not participate in the selling of chalk during my visit nor will I buy any (chalk).
I also agree that I will not lick my computer screen while visiting or scream "I'm a little Tea short and stout, this is my handle, you're going to die!".
Last but not least I do sell my soul to the for five dollars and thirty-seven cents (plus all applicable taxes therein) upon entrance.