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One of the oldest and most revered practices in every religion is the famous passin' of the bag or basket. It's a tradition you can't do without, I'd say - not if you want to be taken serious as a Church, House, Ile, Egbe, Tabernacle, Temple or Terreiro.
Of course I want desperately to be taken serious (wide and wicked grin!), so I've gathered a few divine goodies for you, among which a true and veritable miracle. So shove some dosh into the bag and believe me: it's worth every penny! Where else, f'rinstance, will $4.48 get you absolved from all your sins, or will $12.65 make you witness a genuine miracle?
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Be absolved from all your sins... donate only US$4.48!
Under both Dutch and United States legislation, as a priest/minister I am legally empowered to absolve you from all your sins... if you believe in such a thing. And if you don't believe in it, I can still do it (wide and wicked grin)!
Marvel at a genuine miracle... donate only US$12.65!
Miracles are all around us, but although they're visible to everybody, they're noticed by few. That's a sad state of affairs, which I'm going to change. Donate a tiny sum, and see your very own miracle!
Let your Higher Self speak wisdom... donate only US$3.92!
Often we want to say something wise, but instead a platitude comes out. The religion of Ifa-Orisha helps you, by activating your Higher Self. Become a Guru of Great and Utter Wisdom!
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