ORIGINAL: Isaac Hayes / Theme Song From Shaft
           PARODY: Wolveroses / Shaqs Theme SOng



Who's the man that can't shoot the ball
That can do nothing but dunk the ball? 
SHAQ!
Ya damn right! 

Who is the man that would betray his former team 
Just for a little dough?
SHAQ!
Do you feel it?

Who's the man that misses freethrows
Now going 0 for 2?
SHAQ!
That's right

I say this player is one bad shooter
THAT'S SO TRUE!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaq 
THEN WE CAN FEEL IT! 

He's a full of himself man 
No one likes him but his team and fans
SHAQ NEAL!