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Andy’s Biosexual

Hmmmm where to begin? Well probably where I was born son, in north Hollywood sunny California , although I moved to Reno before I was old enough to check out the honey’s. It was ok though there was plenty in Reno . My mom and step dad had a blues band that never really made it past the living room or off the couch for that matter. They would have practice every Monday right during WWF Monday Night Raw. Dude I hated there practice; not that they sucked or anything I just hated music in general I hated everything at that age except the WWF. I would just put on headphones to hear the T.V. usually or plug my ears. Then one beautiful night instead of doing my homework (which happened every night) I discovered a tape that was labeled “Alice Cooper The Nightmare Returns) Hell Ya son!! I put that tape on and watched it like 30 times that night. Alice fascinated me. I knew every song by the end of the year.

He had a guitar player in the late 80’s by the name of Kane Roberts. This buff ass Rambo looking dude played guitar and was badass. He was my first guitar influence others include Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, The Snake, Matthias Jabs, Randy Rhodes, Marty Friedman, Scotti Hill, Lynch, that’s about all I can think of right now. So anyways I took a huuuuuggghhjackman liking to the guitar, occasionally stealing my mom’s while she was at work. She actually taught me a couple chords and a few tunes but ultimately it was my extreme dedication and passion that put me over the standards of your average guitar player. I practiced all the time avoiding parties, homework everything. I know what your thinking girls too right? Hell no son I had my hands on girls more than guitar!! Shoot I tried to go right back in my mom when I was born I love women. Ok anyway I went through a few bands but was continually frustrated that’s when I took laxex it helps my bowel cleans itself without the pushing moaning and groaning. (Sorry it sounded like a commercial so I had to go with it) I finally found a new home with my brothers in audioboxx. Three tremendous musicians with the same love and drive as me! Why I play music you ask? Why do I love it so much? Music is my world, my life, and my first love and it always will be.

Oh and of course chicks and money!! Anyone musician who feeds your crap like “Oh I play music strictly because I love it I love how it makes me feel I would play music for free forever blah blah blah yada yada yada) the love sure…passion……ya……it’s my life…..ya but mostly man it’s the Chicks and Money. They go hand and hand…It’s all about chicks and money son…get the cream dolla dolla bills ya’ll…………Ya herd me…………………..LATE!!!