How are babies made?

This was part of a set of stories over in another group. This one was rather funny... (it came from Tension City) A friend told me the following about a conversation with her four-year old: A TV show for children, involving dinosaurs, had a bit where the dinos were wondering whether or not an egg would hatch, and did the dinosaur parents want a baby or not? Tyke: "Sometimes you get babies when you don't want them." Mom: "Yes, that's true. But we really wanted you." Tyke: [Silence for a moment.] "Did Daddy have to cut you open to put his seed in you?" (The topic having already been discussed in the past.) Mom: [Dreading the sudden direction the conversation had taken.] "No..." Tyke: "Then how did he get the seed in?" Mom: "Uh, he just did." Tyke: "But *how*?" Mom: "Do you really want to know?" Tyke: "YES!!!" Mom: [Resigned to it, now] "Well, Daddy put his penis in my vagina." Tyke: [Very wide eyes] "He DID???" Mom: "Yes..." Tyke: "But how did he get his big huge penis into your vagina?!" Mom: [to Dad] "Um, would you help me out a little bit here, dear?" Dad: [pauses, looks intently at Tyke] "Honey--these are *excellent* questions you're asking!" Tyke: "How did he get it in?" Mom: "Well, it just fit." Tyke: [Digests this for a moment] "So, did it feel good?" Mom: [Too amused for embarrassment by now] "Yes, dear, actually it did." Tyke: "Oh." End of discussion. Tyke's interrogative style was likened to that of an especially tenacious attorney conducting cross-examination. The next morning Tyke was overheard intently showing her new knowledge to her two-year old sister. Kids have this way of getting right to the heart of the matter, huh?