Greetings!

Photo of me at the Horseshoe in Las Vegas

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NOTICE: I have been stating for some time that this website will be renamed The Ram-Page and will feature original artwork and writings. I've decided to place my promised original artwork and writings on a seperate website to be called The Ram Page. You can expect to see original material on it after February 2001. This website, however, will be renamed, but a new name has yet to be chosen. One being considered is "Cure for Conformity".

UPDATE: As of 1 May 2019, I'm archiving this website for personal and historical reasons.

Permit me to introduce myself. I'm Steven F. Scharff. For those interested, I'm a Capricorn but I don't take very much creedence in atrology (What do you want? Capricorns are cynical!).

I was born in New Jersey, but presently live in Henderson, Nevada, which is in Clark County , halfway between Las Vegas and Boulder City.
(Personally, I think Boulder City is much nicer...and greener!)

The photo of me on this page was taken by an automated camera at Binion's Horseshoe Casino-Hotel on Fremont Street in Las Vegas, Nevada, on 28 March 1998 (That's $1,000,000 in $10,000 bills I'm standing in front of!). Sadly, the famous "Million Dollar Horseshoe" no longer stands at the casino (It cost more to insure than the money was worth!).

In case you want to see the photo I originally had on this page, click, here.


Think Scientology is just a "self-help" program?
Come VisitOperation Clambake
Think again!


When I'm not goffing off on a computer, I can also be found haunting the local public libraries.

My interests include furry fandom, micronations, and other eccentric things.

And if you like the dragon clip-art elsewhere on this site, you can see the whole collection at Malathar's Dragons.

Here are other collections of links & commentary you will find on this site.

(Come back often, since I update irregularly. And, yes, I'm slowly re-checking these links.)


In case you didn't get my "non-specific winter festival" card in 1998, here it is, as well as my 1999 "Y2K" card.

LAS VEGAS SPORTS TEAMS
A brief listing of professional & semi-pro teams, past and present.

"MEMORIES OF GIANT GLORY"
A short fable by my mother, and a rememberance of times past.

"YOU KNOW YOU'RE A SURVIVALIST WHEN..."
An innocent posting on a newsgroup takes on a life of it's own...

"THE STORM"
My cousin sent me this. Genuinely funny!

LINCOLN-KENNEDY COINCIDENCES
I'm not implying anything here, I'm just morbidly fascinated by this.

LAS VEGAS AREA BROADCASTERS AND WEB-CAMERAS
What's on the air in Sin City? And what's happening on the Strip?

SCARY STUFF
Not the sort of stuff you're thinking of...

SIMPLE PLEASURES
Usuially the best kind!

TERMS I REFUSE TO USE
"Whaadaymean, I don't uses good English? Yagoddapromwiddat?"

"I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT"
A Discourse on the Birth of Christ from a Humanist Viewpoint (written by my friend, John Tryon)

WHAT IS WICCA?
...well, funny you should ask...

SHAREWARE, FREEWARE, FREE E-MAIL & WEB-SPACE LINKS
Free and/or cheap programs to download. Maybe even stuff you can really use!

CAUSES I SUPPORT
Graphics heavy, but worth-while. Consider these my "lapel buttons" on the 'net.

MY FAVORITE ON-LINE COMIC STRIPS
"Well, no wonder he's like that! Look at what he reads!"

PEOPLE I FIND EXCRETIABLE
Like David Bowie sang, "Scary monsters and super creeps..."

TECHNOLOGY IS FUN!
...and if it wasn't, believe me, you wouldn't be reading this!

SCARY BIBLE VERSES
Yes, these are all from the King James Version.
(A so-called "Christian" said I should read the Bible more, so I did!)

LINKS TO VERY ENTERTAINING SITES
Proof I have way too much time on my hands.

ARE YOU A PEAKNIK?
Do you find humor in the end of technological civilization?

BUGGIN' OUT!
...or "Armageddon out'a here!"

FAVORITE QUOTATIONS
".................." - Harpo Marx

ON-LINE TELEVISION
Aw, heck, why avoid it?

An eternal flame for Mark Wallace
A friend that I still miss...

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