MISS UNIVERSE

Finals of Miss Universe Pageant, Question and Answer portion...
FINALISTS: Ms. America, Ms. Spain, Ms. Britain, and Ms. India
QUESTION: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
MS. America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman. Applause! Applause!
QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight
or toro (bull). QUESTION: How can you say so?
MS. Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. Applause! Applause!
QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. Britain: Male organs in our country is like Shakespeare's Theater.
QUESTION: Oh my! How can you say so?
MS. Britain: Because it cries after every performance. Applause! Applause!
QUESTION: Ms. India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. India: Well, I can say that male organ in our country is like the gossips.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
MS. India: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!
MS. INDIA WON...PANTS (I MEAN HANDS) DOWN!