The 10 Most Important People In A Woman's Life

1. The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"
2. The Dentist because he says, "Open wide"
3. The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it tease or blown?"
4. The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "One you have it all in, you'll lose it."
6. The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
7. The Police Officer because he says, "Spread them."
8. Mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoot twice, and always eats what he shoots.