Three Girls In Heaven
3 girls died and was
brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were
halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the
girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."
"Which is...?", they replied in unison.
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the first girl.
"Oh yes", she said. "I was a virgin before I got
married and was still
virgin even after I got married."
"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this
girl... the golden
key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl.
"Oh, quite good", she said. "I was a virgin before
I got married but
was not after I got married."
"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this
girl... the silver key."
"Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl.
"Oh no, not at all", she said. "I practically have
sex with every guy
I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime".
"Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this
girl... my room key."