Barbie
Ralph was driving home one
evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's
birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the
mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant,
"How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She
continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Night clubbing
for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00".
Ralph asks,
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are
only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the sales lady says. "Divorced
Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's
furniture.