Okay, so this section has been created to somehow intertwine two hobbies of... mine? ;) Sex,
foreplay and all the related paraphernalia in conjunction with the culinary
masterpieces of food! Hooray! All is well with the world now. =P
Aphrodisiacs
Chocolate
This confectionery item is the classic aphrodisiac, or so the French have
reputed. There are numerous uses for this sweet, sugary *substance*. There's always *sharing* - sharing IS
caring, after all. And then the inclusion of heat into the formula makes for the
very "hands-on" application of liquid chocolate on one's body. Lick away, I say!
Cream
"Cream, get on top. Cream, won't you stop? Cream shaboogy down..." Sorry, but that really
tasteless song by Prince brings back memories of 1992, Collette style bike
shorts and all that retro-associated sleaze. Cream, in particular the whipped variety, is especially good to lather-up some fun for you and your partner. Make sure that both of you aren't lactose intolerant - it could make-up to be a very painful experience otherwise.
Water
Okay, so it's not really a food, but water, despite being the most common liquid on earth, does have some *magical* properties as we've all heard in science.
(I mean, it is the only liquid to expand when it is translated into the solid
state.) In addition, the most important ingredient in a wet T-shirt competition is...
water - duh! (So beer is good too, but it really stinks afterwards and tastes like piss.) And water
(and plenty of it) is pretty imperative when engaging in that late-nite skinny dip.
Ice
The frozen version of water is good to make things *nice* and *stiff*. Also helpful for cooling one's raging temperature with
(Watch that ice sizzle!)
Honey and other spreads
All spreads are pretty good tasting and pliable, which makes for *spreading* and *tasting* around *anywhere*. Note: Don't use Vegemite though, it's just a tad too
salty for anyone's liking.
Sushi
This Japanese dish actually doesn't require a plate of ceramic material to eat. Instead, place on partner's body and
*munch* away. And you can always have fun with the wasabi and soy sauce too! It's oh so... "exotic and erotic".
Mmmmm ^^. Thanx "Virginal" Moz for the suggestion!