The “I’m hot, you know it and I know it” approach
This is the more typical / old fashioned and the extremely obvious approach, but if you wish to undertake this technique you must have the following things:
1. C-D cup
2. A perfect flawless face
3. C-D cup
4. A toned figure
5. C-D cup
If you do not have these qualities, then I strongly advise against even ATTEMPTING such a seduction as it is more than likely your subject will be scarred for life by your rolls of flub cruelly engulfing him as you squash him to smitherins underneath your 34 tonne figure. Although we all know that you just have a “heavy bone structure” Meanwhile. ..Referring to the C-D cup issue, this AGAIN varies on the guy and his tastes. Take for example a certain K.Lee – now if he were to be your target I would advise you to get a breast reduction to say a size A or perhaps even an AA.
Quote from K.Lee – “Boobs seem to be a hindrance if anything.” He obviously therefore likes pancakes. Looking at another example however, If Davod “Sorbolene” Shi were to be your target you ideally would want to be a size C-D. As I recall from a conversation with him in back in yr 8 – C to D boobs ~~ “Fit right into my hand.” He obviously likes Lisa’s boobs. But since it is now the yr 2000 and we are all now in yr 10, his hands would have OBVIOUSLY grown a great deal since the good old days of 1998. Therefore if you ARE targeting Davod Shi, you are in a great deal of trouble my friend! …And I recommend you get some implants. (SHIT > GUYS please don’t kill me! It’s all said in good humour!)
Moving on, once you have achieved these features the key is to flaunt it. FLAUNT IT BABY FLAUNT IT. Show it off all you like, because you know you are perfect. There is only ONE rule – Don’t let the guy touch you too soon into the seduction. You must remember that although u may SEEM like an easy target you aren’t really, and this is just a way to get his attention. He can look all he likes… but once he actually ‘gets’ it, all is lost, there is no desire left anymore and most unfortunately, NO respect. You are once again reduced to the SLUT you always were, there to be FUCKED and thrown aside as usual. Instead, work it more. Your walk, your eyes, your lips, your tongue. There is sooo much you can do to work it more baby…MAKE him DROOL. Remember that although you may be goddamn HOT, you are NOT a slut. So keep him guessing, this should carry on for as long as possible, and I’m not talking about a matter of minutes or even hours. This has to be carried on in a matter of many WEEKS or possibly even years… (you are NOT a slut, you are NOT a slut.)
Basically you KNOW your job is done when he cums in his pants every time he so much as SEES you. It is then when you can give him permission to touch you. Does he get to take off your clothes? It’s entirely up to you. I don’t really have any wish to delve into the realm of pornographic language just yet. Such techniques will however, only work for that 6% of the population that actually HAVE the features to carry it all off. (Damn you perfect bitches damn you!) However, it IS all about the “look, don’t touch” physicology. If they are NOT allowed to touch, they naturally want it even more. Such techniques will be all the easier on targets that THINK they are hot.
Take for example Aldi Djajaputra. I recall possessing a letter written by him in the year of 1999 in which I am able to quote the following – “Fuckin’hell! I’m soo tempted to draw my shlong on this paper, but this A4 size is much too small for my HUGE HOSE.” Aldi here, thinks he’s hot stuff. Aiyo! He IS hot stuff and for all I know maybe it is that big? Oh CRUD. My example just backfired on me. My apologies.
And what's Tash "Tantric" Yang's critique to this method... Read and you shall see...
Note: Everything I've said here is from experience.
"I'm HOT, you know it, I know it... the whole world wants me but I'll save myself for you... maybe."
This is my favourite technique. While Grace "Dirty-Dancin'" Chau (a dear friend, but pitifully clueless) may insist that a perfect physique is necessary to successfully pull of this technique - I beg to differ.
There is a French saying which goes "if you think you are pretty you will be pretty." Now, to modify this saying for our purposes, replace "pretty" with "goddam hot stuff which every member of the male population wants their hands on". It's simple. Be the devil in a white dress. (This is metaphorical, btw.)
1. You are hot, and you know it. You have boobs, you have thighs, you know how to make him sweat. Nothing turns him on more than the knowledge that you have SOMETHING which he wants. And if you don't have anything, well, pretend and he won't know until it's too late. OK?? (btw, just a little note - if your guy isn't into boobs e.g. K.Lee who thinks "boobs are a hindrance"...this is a sad indication that he has NO IDEA when it comes to foreplay... Oh, shit, I think I've just ruined his *chances* with the entire female population. I'm sorry! ermm...)
2. Once he knows that you are HOT - hold back. Remember, what does HE have that YOU want? You do not exists for HIS pleasure only! If he doesn't have anything.. *appealing* shall we say... then why are you bothering? Remember that most of the male population are pin-dicks, no matter how hard they try to hide the fact by wearing baggy pants and big shoes. Make him prove his worth! If he want you bad enough he'll do ANYTHING to get you. (Muahaha! this is where you get to have some real fun!)
Do ANYTHING which suggests "how badly do you want me?? I'll wait around but I'm always looking for *bigger and better* things..." (Btw this ought to be true. don't stick to one guy; always have a couple of reserves.)
3. Ok. You've got something. He's got something. You want him - but NOT AS BADLY AS HE WANTS YOU. HE's the one who sweats/ pants/ faints/cums every time you're within a 3km radius. What happens next is ENTIRELY up to you.
I'd advise you to do the '2 steps forward, 1 step back" approach. (No, this is NOT a line-dancing routine, nor is it a position or a bizarre bed-game.) But remember; you are SOO much better than him; and you can ditch him WHENEVER you want. It might hurt him for a little while... but he'll just go back to his old pin-dick ways. Meanwhile, YOU'LL be moving on to newer and greener pastures. How nice... ;) If you think you haven't got what it takes to pull this off; think again. And again. And again until you are utterly convinced that men exists only as toys for us girls to have our fun with and then toss away. Hehehe...
Most grateful are we to Tash "Tantric" Yang and her much sought-after approval and advice! =) And returning to Grace's plethora of (helpful/odd/off) information... ;P