And presenting... *drumroll* Grace "Dirty dancin'" Chau! Grace is an expert in this matter, having reduced every single NSB to tears as she "played" and "toyed" with their poor, plucky little hearts...
So, now you’ve read Mr Sorbolene’s perspective on how to pull those chicks it is now time to open the vault on how to HANDLE Mr Sorbolene and other various varieties of the male species you may encounter. I’m speaking of course of how to create some ACTION. Without your input progress of any kind with a subject will be very sluggish taking you an eternity to gain what you want. So Girls! Take things into your own hands!
How To Deal With Frigid Guys
Now this is an extraordinarily weird and FREAKISH case, but although this MAY be quite a rarity, know now that they DO exist! (Refer to a certain P. Oh) In the most SEVERE case the subject is either:
1. Painfully shy.
2. Has had traumatising experiences with the opposite sex.
3. Is hiding a secret about his sexuality.
4. Was castrated or just has no balls to speak of and thus has an in-superiority complex as a result.
If you SHOULD encounter such a person as discovered above, the best advice I have to offer you is to GIVE UP AND NOT TRY FOR HIM AT ALL as this will only lead to great disappointment and depression. The subject may also beat you into a fine mush and kill you off should you discover options 3 and 4 were actually TRUE. However, if you ARE a stubborn and obstinate MuThA FuCk and INSIST on trying DESPITE my warning, the best you can do is this –
1. Stalk and blackmail him until he agrees to go on a date with you.
2. Send him a gift voucher for 10 000 years of counselling with a shrink.
3. Get a sex change and migrate to the male species to cater for his exclusive ”tastes”.
4. Offer him an operation to reconstruct his “masculinity” to a grander scale. Or be a cheap arse and buy him a dick enlarger.
The Fine Art of Charming, Disarming and Enchanting
The trick here is to cater for your target market. Different guys of course would want different things, there is therefore an infinite number of possibilities and its left entirely up to you to find out what your subject’s individual tastes are like. There are however 3 main approaches you can use.
The “I am a good girl and an innocent Virgin” Approach
This may seem like an awful and rather TRAGIC way of going about a SEDUCTION, none the less it is not a matter of what YOU think but rather what will be successful. Believe it or not, many guys ACTUALLY dig this. (Refer to people like Kenneth Lee, Tony Ng, Simon Toe and Jason Sui.) Many of you may still be shaking your heads in confusion, so the reasoning as quoted from one of my good friends shall be included… (he shall remain anonymous of course.) “Good girls are innocent and that makes the guy look bad and guys like being the bad ones...” “Someone who stays at home alot with glasses, does heaps of work and gets good marks (ironically G.Siu's description as well) is more attractive to guys than a fully hot slut who tries too hard to be hardcore. And jigs all the time...”
“'Good' girls don’t know what fun is and because we know we aren't interesting the guys get to 'show’ the girls all the so called 'bad stuff.' ‘Good' girls would get quite thrill and adrenaline rush being 'bad.' It is also a lot easier to con them into sex as well.” “Corrupting a good girl is very appealing because it is a huge challenge. And personally I think if you can get a ‘good girl’ to do what YOU want then it's pretty obvious she really trusts you which means it's easier to know when she loves you and it is at times like these when you KNOW you can get laid.”
“Yes, guys DO like dumb girls. Knowledge is power, less knowledge is less power more nice...cuter.... more innocence... Don’t think by that I encourage people to become stupid.... being smart is also good... because that makes you interesting with an actual personality. In the long run that is good, but in THIS case, I am referring to the general attraction/the big picture.” And there you have it! So baby, done a pair of glasses, shuffle around at the library, look as dweebish as possible and the guys will come flocking to you like flies to a pile of dung. The art of seduction is LESS obvious here, I suppose in this case it’s not really so much what you DO, but how you act in general. It is all about subtlety. I mean check the chicks like G. Sui, check the SCORE of guys she has chasing her – she’s not REALLY a dweeb, but yes, she DOES study hard and more importantly yes, she DOES shout out VIRGIN.