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6. Real life
material...
So you’ve covered everything from getting to know them better first from sight, ICQ and phone. Now you’re ready to progress to the social outing material. This involves more in person communication no just with one person but with multiple individuals. Remember to have a nice balance of looks going around with the people you know.
(Note: Can’t
have yourself only sticking to the good looking people, what will the rest of
the so-so’ population think of your “niceness”?)
Now niceness
doesn’t play a bigger part as before, now humour is more important. (At least
pretend you have a personality). Now you can refuse favours and it’ll seem
normal and it’ll keep away the “slave to the opposite sex” syndrome,
(refer to Geoff Lam ). Now it’s time that you ask for some favours. But not
too outrageous, you’re not moving in with them yet. (e.g. “Hey can you lend
me [insert anything other than money]”)
Have a lot of borrow-able things around, girls likes to borrow things and return them after 13 school terms, in this case let them borrow it, this will get rid of the possibilities that you’ll be hated for life and excluded from the social group by a great margin. Money is also good to lend, no need to ask them to return it, it’ll make you seem cheap, unless you just want to be “friends” (YER ok. Pfft) then you can be more casual and maybe even ask them to pay you pack if they forget (most of them will forget - refer to Sally Lu)
Now its time you made up your mind, is this certain individual attractive enough to progress from friends to something more ? (Most likely the less attractive ones stay friends, unless you have no standards or so some put it “not shallow”)
Here’s a list of criteria needed to either be a friend or “more”
Friend
Not so as to being attractive (refer to Michael Ho)
Frigid is the key
They could be going out with someone else
They actually have taste/standards
They’re not stupid (school wise)
Dislikes alcohol
“More”
Good looking. Mmmm...
Horny is good, horny is good.
They’d go out with anyone
What’s "taste" and what does "standards" mean?
Bimbo ( woohoo ! 51% I passed ! )
Treat alcohol like water
8.
Grand finale
Now that
you’ve made the decision ( I presume you went for the bimbo), its time to make
it happen. If how ever a face to face situation is not your thing (or you know
you’re just cheap and can’t hack it), do it when they’re all so vulnerable
or in a situation where they can’t refuse, which would include family problems
/ being drunk / in public in front of people you/she knows / if they’re
feeling slutty (refer to being drunk / some sort of blackmail.) Hey ! how can
they refuse ?
OR
Keep being nice and be nice and be nice and be nice and hope that she’s the queen of bimbos and think “Oh wow he’s such a nice guy I wouldn’t mind going out with him”, this can be achieved if you keep your attention towards them in public social outings where everyone can see and hope people can start rumours about you and that person which makes it even harder to refuse.
Then there's the classic “be close friends then ask so they can’t refuse” thingy. Hey, so you’re going to be her close friend first, not that difficult, did I mention being nice? (Pretending to be nice works the same). So tell her to come out sometimes, just you and her, do it a few times, invite her over, tell some secrets (made up secrets will do fine, at least make it sound real). Pretend to get sensitive/emotional. Heck who’s going to refuse someone who’s so nice and sensitive not to mention emotional guy like you have just pretended to be in the last few weeks/months that you’ve known this person ? of course not.
Now that wasn’t so hard now was it? These mentioned above material has a 90% success rate when used on bimbos who have no idea what a real personality is other than “nice”.
The time it takes to achieve this will also vary depending on your looks. Where someone relatively yummy yummy yum yum (refer to Paul Oh) will achieve this much faster than compared to someone else less attractive (refer to some stubby Indian guy)
Where as the remaining 10% of the population actually has standards/taste and knows the difference between a real personality as compared to being “nice”. (Stay away from those people, they’ll take some genuine effort to get to know, and who said anything about spending genuine effort/time?)
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