And onto the "real" experts. Number one is some well-worn advice on the "perfect kiss" from the sleaze-bag/player himself, Alex "Renegade" Wong...
The Basics of French Kissing Note from the
Webmisstress: What! No biting? Well, it's not as though anyone's teeth are
really that sharp to inflict any kind of pain. Well, I suppose a big *chomp*
might be a bit painful, but you can't rule out a little *nibble*! Talking about
nibbling, I'm out for a snack ;) Go on Alex, continue... Note from Alex: Trust me... I've got battle scars to prove that biting kills =)
1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person.
There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck.
2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's
gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa.
3. Hold your lover , firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides.
4. Move your faces closer. Don't bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you
don't bump noses.
5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood.
6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else.
7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other
person's lips.
8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue, slowly explore the other
person's tongue in a light licking motion.
9. The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the
essence of French kissing.
10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that.
11. Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue.
12. Don't bite. Whatever you do, don't bite.
14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.
15. Follow so far ? You can lightly use your hands too, lightly rubbing the other person. Suggestions, along the waist, along the back, the arms, especially the inside of the arm, the neck, maybe running your fingers through her hair. Again,
don't cause pain.
16. Continue kissing.
Ouch! Mmmm... was that some good... ice cream? ;P Interested in some more?Follow...>>>>>>>>>