This section has been contributed/coerced/pilfered (same thing) by that one suave guy Kev "Adonis - 'I like things odd'" Mak - gotta love your sunnies, the chicks dig it~ ^^ I'll leave him to "work his magic" then..... 

Ok guys, having trouble being suave? With these in your repertoire, you'll be a regular Cassanova... 

Do's
Foreword: Apologies in advance should any of these offend any persons. These are here for the sole purpose of insulting male intelligence.

• Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
• Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
• Excuse me, do you think you'd have a mutual friend who could introduce us?
• Excuse me, i'm looking for a friend... Do you want to be my friend?
• Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down... go ahead, say no.
• I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long and I think it's time to see if I'm right.
• I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
• I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.
• Is there an airport near by, or was that my heart just taking off?
• Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
• There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.
• You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
• I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?
• Wow, are those real?!
• I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?
  
  

Don'ts
What the hell?! THOSE were the DOs?! Well, here's what could happen if you use the wrong line...

I want to give myself to you.
... sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Is this seat empty?
... yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
... that's why I don't go there anymore.


The following have no real comeback to them, but if you don't see what's wrong with them, then you should be shot. Tip: Never use the words "nice" and "melons" in the same sentence, even if you are in a supermarket.

• You'll do.
• I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into that cheap motel room over there.
• My love for you is like diarrhoea... I just can't hold it in.
• How 'bout you and I go play 'hide the salami'? (And no, I didn't make that one up)
• Do you know how to use a whip? (nor that one)
  

The Thing You've Always Wanted To Know, But Were Afraid To Ask:

• No, it ISN'T that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and YES it is a big deal.
• No matter what the adds tell you, it isn't going to get any longer..... (I'm talking about male pattern baldness.... HAIR.... what were YOU thinking about?....)
• It's not really supposed to look like that. I'd be pretty embarassed if I were you.
Erm, no, it's not... average... to be wider than long.
• You have a rash WHERE??!!
• Yes, I'm afraid that does make you a eunuch.

When You Get Turned Down
(Thank-you to Tanya and Sarah for this one)
A: Would you care to dance?
B: ... No
A: ... What? No, you misunderstood, I said 'You look FAT in those PANTS'.

And here enthusiastic Tash "Tantric" Yang has contributed some of her one-liners for the general "good" of all humanity...

• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. 
  (Oh please, how pathetic.)
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  (A guy actually used this on me once. I burst out laughing. What an idiot.)
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
• Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
• Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King.
• Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out of the question.
• Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Just give me the money." 

"If I saw you naked, I'd die happy." 
"If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing."