Okay. So I decided that as the "Webmisstress" of this site, I should put in a little description of myself so people know who to sue.

Who is she?

Howdy~! =)

Frankly, I am the wrong person to be writing the stuff on this site, which is why I have enlisted the help of others to pen the majority of the content. After all, I am just a simple girl with simple ideas and simple motives - how could I procure any of the sordid stuff posted here?

I have no vested interests in creating this site other than to create a narcissistic shrine to such a selfless thing as love/seduction/cracking onto people/what you will... It's a hard task, but I think I'm up for it.

To the basic stuff: I'm more commonly known to my buddies as Caroline - that is my name (duh). I don't answer to any nicknames, although some people (ie. my friends) do have a propensity to call me "Caro". Hmmm... well, I'm a Year 11 North Sydney Girl who likes sushi, shopping and some other stuff too. Whoa~ Pretty riveting stuff, eh? (Yes, I thought so) These include my music, of which I am fairly passionate about; drawing, which I really quite suck at; and trying to get around my tight-arse parents. *Humph*

Well, to gain an (incomplete) picture of the kind of person I am, I am, according to the standardised tests at TheSpark.com...

• 29% bitch
• 65% greedy
• 44% slut - less than the average of 46%
• 81% pure

(Oh, what an accurate description of myself... Not!) I would post up the results on when I'm going to get laid, with how many people etc. - or perhaps it's already happened? - but I wouldn't want to show everyone what's at the core of my "soul".  Just remember that I'm innocent after all.... 0 - =)   (That was an angel, for those who are a bit lost.)

"Screw with life before it screws with you"

                                                                                                 That's what I say!

mandelayenterprises@yahoo.com - That's how you can contact me, or on ICQ via my account number of  81307839.

Then... adios amigos!