Article Fifteen: I've put blood, sweat and tears into this but admittedly, the making of a homepage is not a single-handed effort.

Firstly, I would like to thank my beloved family, for whom this computer they paid for and my kick-arse music they've had to tolerate for a while. (Yes, Mum - I might not speak to you, but I really do love you - your lunches rule! Dad - try to smile more. I know it's your general expression, but please do try. Sis - I might say slack stuff about you to my friends, but I never mean them!)

"A stroke of luck or a gift from God?/ The hand of fate or devils claws?/ From below or saints above?"

Next goes out to my dearest buddies - Tash, Gruk, Silly-Man, Fannie, Monkey, Kristie, Viv etc. You know who you are. Thanks for being a source of friendship, admiration, mockery, reassurance, advice, laughs, hate etc. I'm still shocked at how much whingeing you guys can take!

And soon the proletariat will unite and upturn the burgesoie establishement! Or maybe not. The proletariat may not have the money or the power, but they do have the numbers. Show the rich bastards...