Argh! Fuck Quizbox.com! Them and their crap quizzes which tell you stuff about yourself which you already knew! The same applies with magazine quizzes! Oh yes, I'm a "diligent and hardworking person with high expectations on life" - who isn't!?!?! 

(Exclamation marks are most addictive!!!!! - Control, control... Exercise contr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ol) 

In retaliation, I'm creating my own quiz on a bunch of most over-rated and pathetic questions which we always ask ourselves (e.g. "Oh does my crush like me?", "Should I dump him/her?") . Because my HTML is too crap and I'm just plain lazy to go order a quiz from a site, you will have to make do with using paper and pencil.

Now to begin...

1. You suspect a person likes you. Does he/she - 

• Faint/blush/hallucinate every time he/she so much as gets a glimpse of you?
• Flirt with you and no one else?
• Secretly follow you home after school/work?
• Write "anonymous" letters to you professing of his/her love for you?
• Send flowers day and night to home/work/school?
• Have a tattoo with your name ringed in a heart?

If you answered "yes" to at least three of these remarks, I think you should employ the help of the authorities. I know the police budget is going to be a bit stretched this year.

2. Are you an alcoholic? Do you - 

• Drink excessive amounts of alcohol on a hourly basis?
• Feel the effects of alcohol withdrawal and start getting abusive?
• Drink booze like water?
• Eat excessive amount of Cherry Ripes?
• Substitute talking over problems with a drink?

If you replied with a slurred "yeah" to any of these questions - it may be time to seek professional help. Talk to your local bartender.

"It don't work like that./ I want you to love me. But you don't want to love me. I'm losing patience/ now."

3. Should you dump him/her? Is he/she - 

• About to dump you?
• Lousy in bed? (Never tried? It's obviously a purpose-laden measure so you'll never find out!)
• A slut?
• Repulsive and smell? (Eww, eww)
• Cramping your style?

Answer "yes" to at least one of these questions? Try to break the news as gently as possible with a forthright statement and total lack of sentiment. 

4. Am I superficial? Do you -

• Only care about appearances?

Answer "yes" to the first and last questions? Yes, I think you are superficial. (No I'm not, no I'm not!)

I'm sick of my hair-colour! Want to be heared? Take part in a little survey of mine...

End of that... 

                    Article Pi : Time to floss, brush our teeth and gargle. <Spit> Goodnight children. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite... the night... and fight... and might? right? 

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